Today, I realized my wedding ring had fallen off while doing yard work the previous day. Luckily, I only worked in a few areas, so I had high hopes of finding it. That is until a storm came through, blew half a foot of leaves all over the property, and then froze them with sleet. FML
youdon'tknowme tells us more.
OP here! The ring had always been so tight that I couldn't get it off, but I guess loosing baby weight combined with the cold weather, my finger shrunk enough. I agree with commenters... I found it extremely odd that I didn't notice... Maybe a case of missing limb syndrome but with a ring? Anyhow, after spending a morning raking the leaves in freezing rain, I FOUND IT! An FML win! (Oh, and #55 sleet does freeze leaves when you live in Texas and the ground is warm enough to melt the sleet but the wind cold enough to re-freeze it. But we can compromise and say we are both right because it has been alternating between freezing rain and sleet for a little while now). WIN!
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FMLJFL 5
Mother Nature is a cold bitch
Arrow44 10
Yay for metal detectors!
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FMLJFL 5
Mother Nature is a cold bitch
oj101 33
And on the flip side, here in Australia, there will be 3 months of non-stop 30+ Celsius weather at 80% humidity coming. I'd rather have cold weather - at least you can add on layers and watch TV.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Well I'll switch with you, buying an air conditioner is probably worth it. Then you stay cool and outside is hot, rather than every time you leave your house your limbs fall off from frost bite
oj101 33
#16 - not really. I can see where you're coming from, but it's far easier to warm up than cool down. When it's *really* hot, there's no escaping it, even with A/C (which only helps a fair bit, but doesn't completely solve it). Everything is hot - the ground, the air, the walls, your clothes, and even the pipes that carry the cold water. Throw in the high humidity - it's even harder to cool down; and keeps you sticky - it makes it even worse.
oj101 33
ps: the sun is so strong here, the UV levels often reach 15. To put it into context - you can literally feel a slight pressure on your skin when the sun shines (and I'm olive skinned). You can also get tanned a shade darker within 30 minutes.
Kamon97 23
Good thing you don't live in Canada and have 3 feet of snow piled on top of all that :p
HoodBoi 7
"Cold" Bitch...good one...good one
evan_7899 28
#27, I'm from toronto aswell and there is nowhere near 3 feet of snow in the GTA. Maybe further up north in barrie etc. but not here...there is about half an inch on the ground from last night and most is gone by now, just in small patches.
Lilxpie 18
#19 - I have I guess fair skin (and from Australia) and I do tend to burn easily within an hour probably if im not covering my skin (more my shoulders and back). I only ever tan on my arms.
Arrow44 10
Yay for metal detectors!
puggypark 14
Damn, Mother Nature doe
TourettesGuyFTW 26
OP might come across a Viking treasure hoard!!! Oh wait, wrong continent. :(
\ 28
There's a lot of FMLs concerning wedding ring mishaps lately...
alshygirl 14
Losing my wedding ring is one of my biggest fears. I feel for ya
NeatNit 33
In today's day and age, I'm surprised built-in GPS trackers in expensive rings isn't a thing.
Tall_Enough 10
I don't know about anybody else, but I'm more worried about my class ring. probably because I'm not married though..
jkmartinjk 16
@26: You might want to trademark that quickly before someone else on here steals it...
taywuhsaurusrex 19
I know some people can't get theirs off until their hands have been covered in goop and ice cold. Besides, a little dirt is not going to hurt a band of metal. Gold, silver, platinum, titanium, or what ever else people get these days can take it.
TwistedCherub1 15
I have never had a problem with mine slipping off during any activity: yard work, dishes, hand washing, changing the serpentine belt on our car, etc.. Maybe all these people need to get their rings properly sized. The only time I remove it is to dye my hair or when preparing a meal with raw meat so bacteria doesn't stay in all the nooks and crannies.
Goblin182 27
I don't know how you loose your wedding ring and don't realize it for a day.
FiendHunter 19
Not your day, eh?
Robbieisadowg 16
Is it anyones day when someone posts an FML?
bodyguerdson 16
Borrow or buy a metal detector, i wish you luck with finding it
Mynamewontfi 40
That sure is bad luck. Hope you find it soon.
omgbrainZ_fml 24
That happened to my dad, but he mowed it...
Its_Shay 10
Hope you find it soon.Metal dectectors will be your best friend in this situation!
13ky13 20
When you find it, try swallowing it to keep it safe.
ryanthecheeseguy 18
I hope this doesn't get down voted by ignorant thumbs who haven't read that FML that you were alluding to.
Rainhawk94 27
Insulting the thumb is never a good idea
onlychildFTW 34
You don't insult the thumb, the thumb insults YOU!
JamieLT 22
awe, that will be a huge fear I will have in the future. Hope you find it OP! Like previous posters, try getting a metal detector.