Shit!
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML
Today, I was about to admit and open up to my good friend about the guy I like, who she's known longer than I have, until I heard her say something to another friend about him: "Stop pestering my sister's boyfriend!" FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
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Top comments
DieInAHole 0
just checking, so OPs best friend is her sisters new boyfriend, also who she confessed her love to?
desmondus 0
Not much of a "best friend" if he doesn't bother to tell you he's dating your sister....
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Comments (98)
Spyrunner 0
good one
kooner55 0
DRAMA
sublimaze 6
one word: threesome (but tell your sister she gets sloppy seconds)
unfortunate_13 5
seriously, you tried to steal your sister's boyfriend? even if she's a ****, it's still a big no no...
unfortunate_13 5
oh nevermind, I thought best friend, wasn't the sister's new boyfriend, but the old one :)
Blue_Black_fml 21
^^Lol that sucks OP, but no worries, you'll laugh about this story in 30 years...
Becca_Blaise 0
If my sister did that I'd smack her
texas_justice 0
...awkward
reyemrein 0
Well that was a miscalculation on your part now wasn't it?
lovesux2013 0
awwwww that sux. i feel for ya. good luck with that
ImaginaryFoe 1
Why did you answer "Yes" to his "Seriously?" question? After he laughed and said "Good one" you should've laughed along. Oh, well. Too late for that now. Nothing left to do but be a mature person and tell them you're happy for them.
StoryOfTheYear 15
20 is officially a dumbass, she said this had happened 3 hours before she found out he had started going out with her sister, READ
derej12345 0
good one
Odiny147 0
nice breasts - becca_braise
DieInAHole 0
just checking, so OPs best friend is her sisters new boyfriend, also who she confessed her love to?
a1s 3
yes, that is the correct comprehension of this text. I must be really interesting to be OPs friend right now.
joeinthedark 18
It could have been written a lot clearer for sure.
The_good_times 0
The boyfriend of her sister is the OP's friend. She confessed her love to her FRIEND, and she only found out a few hours later that he's hooked up with her sister, which is why he responded the way he did.
imNotWavy 0
2nd! everybody else needs to KETCH-UP!
xKazama_Blood 0
I think u need to catch up
junolee 0
ur 3rd .. fail
xKazama_Blood 0
second it
aFMLaddict 0
newsflash: you ain't 2nd!
All4UandOnlyU 4
haha #3 u fail so much not on one but two fmls. idiot
a1s 3
hm... does that make him in effect 6th?
transcedental 18
Yeah FYL, but I think it's better that way. At least they would know your feelings :) and be more careful around you ;] i hope everythink works out just fine :/
transcedental 18
**** xD snickerdoodles is gonna eat me alive. ^^ everything*
hXcsoccerplaya 0
I agree
The_Norwegian 2
lol, I love these comments, much funnier than the FMLs..
Eddie_Paints 0
Oh oh threesome coming up!
transcedental 18
#2: yup, you got it right
mahoney83 0
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ouchthatsux 0
n ... ... ??
AmberBerry 0
I'd really hate it if that happened to me! Sometimes you have to think about how you'd feel if you were OP... Ooh that's making me sad! Hope you work things out!
heeheehoo 0
hahaha your best friend's response made me crack up.
srgspartan117 8
same
willou35_fml 13
yep
gohabs21 0
oh yeah
FockinA 0
1 word: 3some !