Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
At least they will get on well. What if they hated each other? There can always be a worse situation. (Apart from the guy who was allergic to bacon. That is the worst.)
dude1122332 9
All I saw was the word bacon.
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Comments (125)
seldom66 16
Hooker sister and cheating boyfriend?
citymayer 7
No. Not really.
IworkAt711 14
It never said they ******, so I dont think her boyfriend was cheating.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Exotic dancers are not necessarily hookers. It could be that he's seen her dance and that's it.
SweetJTBR 22
Depending on the dancer, he may not have gotten to see her naked even.
rallets 23
lame club then
reddawn1985 12
Nothin wrong with looking
Jayrs93 11
Definitely coulda met before when he was single
clumsycanadian 6
Stripper not hooker
SkoomaKi 28
At least they will get on well. What if they hated each other? There can always be a worse situation. (Apart from the guy who was allergic to bacon. That is the worst.)
dude1122332 9
All I saw was the word bacon.
greenie213 23
Bacon! Where?
stej1985 3
first argument... "you've seen my sister naked"... precedence for the rest of the relationship. just get out op.
tehcyberman 9
It never said he saw her sister naked... She is just a dancer, not a prostitute.
jakk_mehoff 4
clearly teh you don't know what an exotic dancer is
tehcyberman 9
I know what an exotic dancer is, but it's not the same thing as a prostitute.
gracehi 33
Exotic dancers typically get naked when performing. -.-
Plinkin 10
29- you're the only one talking about prostitutes, and chances are he did see her naked hence the fml.
tehcyberman 9
That's not true. Exotic Dancers can include things like belly dancing, which is still not ideal for OP, but it's definitely better than what your suggesting. OP's boyfriend would have kept his mouth shut if nudity was involved.
pupsi 3
theemperorbob 2
Ive been on the receiving end of that argument. It never gets dropped
dude1122332 9
Well you don't have to pay for a stripper at your weeding! Better family than a stranger right?
IworkAt711 14
What the hell are you talking about?
dude1122332 9
Batcherlette party(I dont know how to spell that)
ShyAnn29 15
Bachelorette, I think that's how it's spelled
pil_84 9
Bachelor party
alec81484 3
Having the sister danc at the bachelor party would be epic. And 9 it's a bachelor part for guys and bachelorette party for girls.
HairyPunisher 27
6, like a few others have mentioned I'm assuming you meant that she would dance at the bachelor party. Unless the sister is gay (which she's apparently not) her stripper sister would not be stripping at her bachelorette party. And even so that's just creepy. As for the wedding, um who in their right mind would want a stripper at their wedding?
brill33 7
Make that booty wurk, booty wurk, booty booty booty wurk, uh huh
Bliss391 7
Just gotta say. Love flogging Molly's! Alright everyone go ahead and dislike it
pil_84 9
Thumbs up!
Big_Chives 7
"You've got some 'splainin' to do!"
jtthegr8 26
That would make more sense if it was the other way around..
rahrah765765 11
"!od ot 'ninialps' emos tog ev'uoY" Omg it makes so much more sense now!
syley 5
At first I thought that was Spanish 38
vcapelo 19
Not a big deal. Exotic dancer doesn't mean a prostitute and if she's a stripper, it's not more cheating than watching ****. But I realize that the situation is awkward!
gracehi 33
Actually, there are some strip clubs that are basically fronts for brothels. All that shady shit goes down in the private dance rooms. I know this from male friends of mine who are basically strip club frequenters. They tell me they avoid those places. Of course, that doesn't mean that OP's sister works at one of those strip clubs. Must of them are honest, law abiding businesses.
vcapelo 19
Well if we forget about the whole cheating issue in this FML and only focus on prostitution as something not honest and law abiding, it really comes down to what country you're from. OP's from Mexico and I don't know if it's illegal there but it isn't in my country!
gracehi 33
Well if it IS legal in Mexico, there would be no need to make a strip club a front for a brothel. However, if it's NOT legal in Mexico, considering the corruption in law enforcement in that country, that makes it more likely that it is a front for a brothel. Not saying that's the case, though.
CallMeBloo 31
Exactly. It's kind of awkward, but to me it's considerably less awkward than it would be to date one of my siblings' exes, dancer or not. I don't think you have a thing to worry about.
westcoastkp 13
who cares if she's not a prostitute hes seen her in a sexual way and probably got aroused. I'd feel weird knowing hes probably fantasizes about her.
RedMosquito 4
The fact that they know each other implies that this guy has spent a lot of time or money in this strip club. Guys might recognize the dancers, but rarely do the dancers recognize customers, unless they are really good customers. Run op.
gracehi 33
Personally, I find the term "Gentlemen's Club" very ironic.
trippythehippy 6
Do you actually know the definition of a gentleman? A man who can be close enough to a woman's groin to have his nose tickled by hair (assuming there is any) and not get an erection. Just a random thought. Enjoy
gracehi 33
Gee I always thought a gentleman was a man who respects women, and conducts himself with proper decorum. Silly me!
trippythehippy 6
Yes. Silly you. Now you know ;)
CallMeBloo 31
So gentleman is a synonym for gay man. Gotcha.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Definition of "trippythehippy": Idiot.
KitGrey 4
Ah well Richard Feynman used to eat his lunch in a strip club I guess so he's keeping good company.
violetdragon 4
It was a topless bar :P not a strip club
legitkitty 11
Hopefully they just know eachother exist and that's all... o.e
Crankenstein_92 4
FYL, he saw her ass before he saw yours.