Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
The Betrayal
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
I ate being proved right
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Top comments
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Did she know you had a crush on him?
bloopaloop 27
Hell, even I may or may not be pregnant with his child. There aren't any other choices!
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Comments (17)
Aphrodite 20
I think your sister may be toxic.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Did she know you had a crush on him?
inappropes 31
Maybe not have a crush on someone for years and not do something about it? Ever hear of shit or get off the pot?
Puruttya István 2
Join the fun, darling!
RichardPencil 32
It’s not like you were “seeing” him for six years. That practically counts as marriage these days.
RichardPencil 32
If you liked it, you shoulda put a ring on it!
bloopaloop 27
Hell, even I may or may not be pregnant with his child. There aren't any other choices!
Adam Steege_1456964120 0
Technically speaking, every woman in the world may or may not be pregnant with his child. Those are literally the only two options. Still, that sucks for you. Sorry that happened!
QueenSaru 28
You snooze, you lose. Like, seriously, for years? Someone else said it right, shit or get off the pot. Don't be mad someone else took the toy you liked when you never played with it yourself.
samomaha 17
Oh, don't be so mad at your sister. A girl like her - it could be ANYbody's baby. Insist on a paternity test before getting angry with her.