Today, my sister called me up extremely excited because she found out Flo Rida is from Florida. She's 22. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Sike
Today, my 35 year-old sister, who has no job or life, came downstairs and told me she knows I can hear her thoughts. FML
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Bothered
Today, my little sister brought home her new boyfriend. He has an impressive job and is very charming and attractive. Apparently I'm the only one slightly bothered by the fact that he's 35 and she's 19. FML
Family Ties
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Shit!
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
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CrissyyyS2 22
Wait... He is!? I had nooo idea.
CallMeWindSock 24
Flo Rida: the pinnacle of human creativity.
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Comments (103)
meouch 6
FLO RIDA'S FROM FLORIDA?!?!
JustAFlutePlaya 6
I've got to be honest, this is news to me.
roxiesmylover_ 15
I honestly didn't know that LOL
criley221 19
What is the big deal? I didn't know this either....but then again I don't listen to terrible music! Be a little easier on her OP!
naesha 13
I can't joke. I just realized his name spelled Florida.