smh
Milltown, United States
Today, my sister called me up extremely excited because she found out Flo Rida is from Florida. She's 22. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
"Noelle Diane Irwin"
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Closingwild
Zapopan, Mexico
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Anonymous
Sike
Today, my 35 year-old sister, who has no job or life, came downstairs and told me she knows I can hear her thoughts. FML
Anonymous
Boiling Springs, United States
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Disgusted
Bothered
Today, my little sister brought home her new boyfriend. He has an impressive job and is very charming and attractive. Apparently I'm the only one slightly bothered by the fact that he's 35 and she's 19. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Family Ties
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Kellye
United States
Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
SingleSara.
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Shit!
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Top comments
CrissyyyS2 22
Wait... He is!? I had nooo idea.
CallMeWindSock 24
Flo Rida: the pinnacle of human creativity.
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Comments (103)
iamthunder 4
I taught Flo Rida was from Mississippi :|
EmsyyyRose13 24
How did she think he chose his name? It's not that hard to make the connection.
gimmicksz 9
It took me a while to get that one too, but that was some years ago, give her a break lol
FimogenFeels 14
I actually didn't know he was from Florida; I just thought he liked the name Flo Rida. I did make the connection though.
AshAsh014 4
Dont feel bad. Im 21 and just made the connection last year haha
crystian 7
I just now noticed that haha
polkadotsocks 11
I never did either... I thought it had to do with cars or something
pinguino3669_fml 23
Omg!!! Seriously?! Haha I love your sister!
EthanJay144 9
Idek who he is
VeganVampyre 27
I never did either, but then, I never gave enough of a shit about him or his music to pay attention to (or care) what his name spells. Or where he's from.