smh
Milltown, United States
Today, my sister called me up extremely excited because she found out Flo Rida is from Florida. She's 22. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
"Noelle Diane Irwin"
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Closingwild
Zapopan, Mexico
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Anonymous
Sike
Today, my 35 year-old sister, who has no job or life, came downstairs and told me she knows I can hear her thoughts. FML
Anonymous
Boiling Springs, United States
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Disgusted
Bothered
Today, my little sister brought home her new boyfriend. He has an impressive job and is very charming and attractive. Apparently I'm the only one slightly bothered by the fact that he's 35 and she's 19. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Family Ties
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Kellye
United States
Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
SingleSara.
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Shit!
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Top comments
CrissyyyS2 22
Wait... He is!? I had nooo idea.
CallMeWindSock 24
Flo Rida: the pinnacle of human creativity.
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Comments (103)
RedNeckFamily 7
Is it bad that I just realized this also?
Cazz91 21
I had to google Flo Rida to be honest because I rarely listen to music from the hip-hop, pop, rap, etc genre section. I listen to rock most of the time. I was reading this fml while thinking "who the hell is Flo Rida?" Now I know who he is and where he is from too thanks to this FML.
perdix 31
#15, kinda, yeah. I wouldn't bring it up on a first date, you'll sound like an idiot. Your previous history of bedwetting is a topic that needn't be discussed either. Things I've heard on first dates: 1. "Vietnam and World War II are two names for the same war." 2. "My ceiling fan doesn't have a built-in electric motor." I asked how does it spin and she replied, "I pull the string."
Enslaved 38
She sounds like a Wild One. Let her have that Good Feeling by thinking she got it Right Round and don't blow the Whistle and make her feel Low. :P
Nekogami 14
This is pure win.
cathyfang1533 12
I hope you never tell her about will.i.am, her brain might overload.
SWC_Penguin 17
Is he from Williamsburg?
EmsyyyRose13 24
Hah she might explode with the realization.
Enslaved 38
I'm from Miami, FL so it was easy for me to make the connection but I never expected it to be a surprise that no one else did. Especially if that's not the type of music you listen to. Now who's shocked that Cuba Gooding, Jr isn't Cuban? :P
buckdharma 38
I know Caught up in the middle I cry, just a little When I think of letting go Oh no Gave up on the riddle I cry, just a little When I think of letting go Flo Rida?
gimmicksz 9
Yes but not originally
Rawr6591 21
I was overly excited when I made the connections for if you seek Amy so I don't blame her
VeganVampyre 27
Oh Britney Spears... Brilliant lyrics, truly. That one confused me too, until I actually listened to the lyrics, then it's pretty obvious.
sleepyglowstar 32
I'm 23, and from the uk I hasten to add. And I had no clue!
Rizbits 4
TIL
bubble_burst 16
I saw them girls on TV but never thought these people actually live amongst us. Could I get her number please??
perdix 31
She might completely burst with state pride if you let her know where Miami Sound Machine is from. Use such knowledge with caution.