Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I called my dad, because I haven't spoken to him in a while, and I wanted to invite him to my graduation in May. When he picked up, I said, "Hey, how have you been, dad?" He scoffed, "Wrong number" and hung up the phone. FML
Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, I got the guts to call my dad for the first time in nine years. He said he "almost didn't remember" he "had another daughter." Another? FML
Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML
Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML
Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 minutes of him describing how beautiful she is, how much we look alike, and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I called my dad to inform him I was coming home from college for the weekend. Expecting him to be excited, he responded with "why?" This weekend was my birthday. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
You should've pretended to be your sister anyways. It would've made for some interesting conversation.
Bloodknight 22
atleast now you know your place in the family.
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Comments (25)
notcoolperson 0
Pwned.
genius_man16 1
2 Week? are you serious? jesus, how old are you? Maybe you shouldn't have moved out if you are freaking out about 2 weeks. Get a life.
Oreohugzpenny 4
1She was not powned. She was hurt. Her father is a jackass too.
allmidnighteyes 11
You should've pretended to be your sister anyways. It would've made for some interesting conversation.
redbluegreen 41
Should she do the same when her dad's trying to call a sex hotline?
LewJH 0
Yes, yes she should :)
Amkii 0
Ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu- lol Sorry about the call, OP. :(
Bloodknight 22
atleast now you know your place in the family.
PsYcHoSOADLaDy 0
Don't You Just Love Parents? Here They Are, Supposedly "Not Picking Favorites". When They End Up Doing It Anyways.... Sorry Chick :(
wiiareonfire 0
WTF is up with your shift key? Not every word need to be captialized.
sevenalive 0
your lucky, i moved out a few days after i was 18, im 22 and i still fet calls from my parents almost everyday. we have nothing to say. they just call to see what im doing at the moment. it annoying
sucktobeyou 0
wait until they died and you will never receive any call from them again
Regal6 0
You should be glad they care about you. They made you and you are ******* annoyed that they care about you? My parents do the same thing and im fine with it. Spoiled bitch,,,
TC1_fml 0
Yeah, cause your parents not accepting the fact that you've grown up & actually have a life is just fine...
generalfartimus 0
Oh dang girlfriend. You know what I would have done? Farted into the phone really loud and then hung up. It always works sister.
deliapearl 0
tell him that you were looking through nursing home brochures for him
plexico 4
She's probably the sister that puts out. Wincest.
lolwatlol 0
big deal?