Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided to propose. It would’ve been perfect, except he did it during my family’s annual backyard BBQ, and his proposal was drowned out by my drunk uncle singing karaoke. FML
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Top comments
jizzwold 21
Well that wasn't very smart of your sister.
lopsop 12
Surprise!!!
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Comments (167)
doglover569 0
At least you know he is proposing!! Happy Engagement :)
bmkc4 1
Just be happy he loves you enough to propose :)
Epikouros 32
Boyfriend (kneels): Dear Anonymous, I love you with all my heart, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. (pops ring) Do you want to marry me? OP: Meh, OK. About time you asked.
amandalillian 27
Hey at least it will be a good story at the wedding
tacojauns 45
Maybe she thought like did he because you have been goin out for 3 years not because he was
Xotoolyxo 16
SUPRESA!!!(:
CokeOrPepsi1337 1
I hope you aren't my brother girlfriend because I'd be totally sad :(
janerose21 3
Is always safe to wait until the person knows the surprise first. Your sister should have waited until you have called to tell her the news!!
sBqOuMaBd 9
If he was going to propose, that sucks that your sister did that. If he wasn't, calm down and realize you sister asked you a question. You should talk to you fiance and if he does, go beat your sister.
WeaselBee42 6
Calm your farm. The surprise might be ruined but you're still getting engaged.