Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML
Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML
Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML
Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
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nonnieluv 9
Wow I would just not invite her if she was going to be such a bitch
boofgall 16
You should say, "I don't know, do you plan on being a **** this time?"
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boofgall 16
You should ask, "I don't know, do you plan on being a **** this time?"
nonnieluv 9
Wow I would just not invite her if she was going to be such a bitch
Sing_Along 7
That's simple. Ask her if she is sleeping with your fiancé this time.
TarieBoo 2
what i dont get is whyy the **** the sister would help pay all this money on the first wedding and then screw it up by ******* the groom?
ALpein 0
Til bitch do us part.
22cute 17
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Sooo...you think people who have elicit affairs do it because it makes so much sense? Those people are not even capable of reason, please! Besides, I only read it as the bitchy sister moaning over money spent on gifts. Idk
NeatNit 33
Somehow, I originally read 'mom' instead of 'sister'. That was... Different.
garrr 0
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FYL for being dyslexic :/
AKGirlinSD 20
2 - That plus the original poster should have said, "I'm really going marry him if you really don't **** him." I'm blunt, therefore, I say it as I see it.
sunalorelei 5
I love how many thumb ups this has.
doctorhook86 25
OP: I'm in Alberta too. Hook me with your slutty sister and I'll make sure she stays outta trouble. ;)
ReesieBanana21 12
What a dickk!!!
KaylaDawnn 5
Some family you got there.
JackFaire 27
Most likely because she probably afterwards was shocked at the OP not marrying him after she slept with him. To the OP tell her "No because your slutty ass ain't invited."
Livelife121 30
Why are you inviting her to your wedding?
pandabear55 0
I will answer with a rhyme: Family is family and although they may suck, You must invite them to your wedding
missalkali 8
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rhyme -noun verse or poetry having correspondence in the terminal sounds of the lines. 74, try again
chemchic 7
^^ Sarcasm- you don't get it
joeytheman 10
Why are you still talking to her? If that happened before I'd bet you would hate her more than anyone else
kirasant 19
I agree. Don't invite her. Problem solved.
AssassinsCRB 0
Because she's paying for it, pretty lame that OP would take that jackasses money though.
DomDomxoxo 16
What a bitch, don't invite her to your marriage!
bmkc4 1
True. Well, at least she found out what a tool bag he was before she married him.
hahasooo 2
3 postings in a row talking about not inviting the sister.. we get it!
DomDomxoxo 16
139: Do me a favor and look at what time the past 3 comments were posted. Then you'll realize how stupid your unnecessary comment was.
Ajwc101 24
Well that was mean of her.
SloppyFlamingo 4
Hey, your "tung" is blue.
airforce987 20
Really? You think so?
Gtroll 4
Yeah I think so.
RedmontFief 7
Hey Gtroll what do those words in red on your photo say? "I hate when voldemort.....without asking" is what I got.
Almighty_Chris97 6
It's "I hate when Voldemort uses my shower gel without asking", because you know he has no hair. Pretty funny eh?
sinner92 4
That's so ****** up its not even funny. Man my sister would never do that to me or vice versa. What a crappy sister you have and I think she needs to get her ass kicked. Tell mom on her!
nocomment1 3
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False, it's so ****** up, it's hilarious ;)
Lichinamo 33
^My money's on him being the ex fiancé
iliketurdles 7
And that's probably OP's sister behind him.
lindora 35
Is it awful that after reading this fml, I'm glad I don't have a sister which would make this kinda thing possible? I mean, I have 3 brothers and I just could not imagine a sibling doing this to me.
jmayes414 5
Don't worry 122, it's not like this is typical or anything lol.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
You shouldn't invite her to your wedding. She's clearly scum.
shadexilmaendu 4
I don't know if you've seen the my little pony parodies on YouTube (look up shed.mov) but I read all your comments in parody fluttershys voice.
cheetahbaby96 8
She clearly likescum. Oh sorry, autocorrect.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Hey hey hey, stay outta my shed!
boofgall 16
You should say, "I don't know, do you plan on being a **** this time?"
someone_cool 6
I want to thumb you up like a million times. Shame that I can't.
cwl727 33
You already posted this comment.
Feared 9
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Get on her good side. Give her some watermelon... Bitches love watermelon.
Hockeyboy4280 18
I think the sister should be trying to get on OP's good side... not the other way around
Feared 9
Good point. Definitely read this wrong :S
SqueakyChipmunk 22
...what's that supposed to mean!? Naw I'm kidding. You should pick a different food choice though.
Hockeyboy4280 18
15- no worries, happens to me all the time :)
TarieBoo 2
but it is true.....bitches love some watermelon[:
SqueakyChipmunk 22
..congrats. You're not a bitch :D
PrimeEvilTahir 24
What she should be asking is if the new fiancé is good enough to sleep with... FYL OP for having a bitch of a sister...
oppawoppa 9
Your picture never fails to give me a heart attack. ?