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Today, my dog won’t eat the premium $30 per kilo food I buy him, but he will eat other dog’s shit. FML
Today, my dog won’t eat the premium $30 per kilo food I buy him, but he will eat other dog’s shit. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I fed my dog his dinner of chicken offal, a drumstick, a wing, a mackerel, and a raw egg, my dad bitched and moaned that I waste money feeding him meat instead of just buying the cheapest kibble at the store. FML
Today, I realized that my dog, who's 11, eats his own shit, and chews bones like crazy still has 10 times nicer teeth than I do. FML
Today, after being worried for a week because my dog wasn't eating, I paid the vet $120 for her to tell me that my dog doesn't like her dog food. FML
Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML
Today, I found out my dog is allergic to all forms of animal. His new vegetarian food is $90 a bag, and he refuses to eat it. FML
Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet because he hadn't eaten his food in three days, was drinking a lot of water, and was peeing a lot (all signs of antifreeze poisoning). I spent $200 at the vet to tell me that my dog is fine and just didn't like his current food. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML
Today, I spent all day baking dog-safe cookies for my pup's birthday. He sniffed them, turned around, and started begging for one of MY processed garbage cookies from a store instead. FML
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Crowned Sataness 12
so buy him a food he likes. animals have preferences and dislikes too
Yudith 28
Maybe your dog doesn't like the texture of the food? My cat won't eat canned morcels in sauce. He only eats paté, dry food, and dry food pockets with paté inside. Try giving your dog food with the same consistency as dog shit a.k.a. canned dog food or rehydrated kibble.
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Anderling 33
Maybe he just doesn’t like that particular brand? Or flavor? I know that our cat absolutely hated one particular brand for no apparent reason but had no issues with other brands in that same price bracket, and even with the other brands there was one flavor he just hated and would rather starve himself than eat. Your dog doesn’t know the price tag on that food. All he knows is that he doesn’t like it. He’s not being spiteful, he’s just… being a dog. Just switch to another brand.
Crowned Sataness 12
so buy him a food he likes. animals have preferences and dislikes too
Yudith 28
Maybe your dog doesn't like the texture of the food? My cat won't eat canned morcels in sauce. He only eats paté, dry food, and dry food pockets with paté inside. Try giving your dog food with the same consistency as dog shit a.k.a. canned dog food or rehydrated kibble.
RichardPencil 32
So, is dogshit more or less expensive than $30/kilo? I haven't priced it lately. I know that bullshit is getting more costly every day.
TwoBytesCarley 27
Bring the bag back to the pet food store. Most have a policy that they’ll take it back and give store credit if your dog doesn’t eat it. Then you can try another type of food. You can also ask the store employees for samples, if you want to make sure your dog will like it before buying another bag. After my dog was hit by a car, she turned incredibly picky with her food. It took 2 months for us to find a food (and food topper) that she would eat. In the mean time, you can also give some plain baked chicken and rice (and if they’ll eat carrots or other veggies, sneak small pieces into the chicken and rice). I haven’t met a dog who won’t eat that!