Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided to propose. It would’ve been perfect, except he did it during my family’s annual backyard BBQ, and his proposal was drowned out by my drunk uncle singing karaoke. FML
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Top comments
jizzwold 21
Well that wasn't very smart of your sister.
lopsop 12
Surprise!!!
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Comments (167)
dellis44 7
happy early marriage!
nelliealexis 3
If that was my sister i would have drove to her house to personally jack her in the face.
elletex 8
You're old enough to drive?
bmkc4 1
Apparently you either don't have a sister or you are not close with her. Her sister was probably really happy for her and did not mean to "ruin" the surprise. You should have respect for your family and not talk about jacking them in the face.
Teabubbles 8
violence is never the answer :(
Dcm210 19
she's an idiot.but Congrats anyway.
Principessa101 20
Awww :( I assume you're saying yes, right?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Well put on your acting skills, I guess! Or just tell him you're a clairvoyant. xD
UltimAnimus 5
Hey, maybe that could be your surprise? Just talk to your man and have him think of a different way?
DoubleBlumpkin 4
#55 why would anyone ever propose in such a way. Let's be real here. Her sister just has a double digit I.Q.
PawnShopPenguin 4
Didn't your sister think of the fact that if your boyfriend had proposed to you, you would have called and told her?
Earth_Bound 0
Well thats your boyfriends fault! Never tell the retarded sister!
ryggsekk 8
well at least he loves you enough to marry you. just be happy
mc1900 4
don't see how that means there's a surprise at all.