Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided to propose. It would’ve been perfect, except he did it during my family’s annual backyard BBQ, and his proposal was drowned out by my drunk uncle singing karaoke. FML
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Top comments
jizzwold 21
Well that wasn't very smart of your sister.
lopsop 12
Surprise!!!
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Comments (167)
jangalianxi 6
Get over yourself. If all you care about is the surprise and not the joy that he's even asking you then ydi.
ICastillo 25
Well all those acting classes are about to pay off OP.....and if you're not in acting class, well at least you're getting proposed to.
gracehi 33
At least she didn't blab about that surprise engagement party your friends are planning! ...oh... You didn't know about? Oops...
dubstep12 8
That just made my day:D
rockerlove2013 6
Awwwe thats a bummer but congradulations
rubberduckie94 13
I hope he did not get cold feet for one reason or another since you are now expecting it and will be crushed beyond belief if he does. But anyway he probably won't and you will be so happy when the day comes that you won't even think about the ruined surprise. But it will be something you can know and forever tease your sister about for having a big mouth.
perdix 31
It'd be funny if the surprise was that he proposed to the sister.
EG14_fml 8
Wow, way to ruin the mood. I was feeling so happy for OP and suddenly this possible reality pops up
perdix 31
Oh, you are young. No wonder you look at marriage as if it is a joyful thing. You never know true happiness until you get married, . . . and then it's too late.
EG14_fml 8
Well it is suppose to be happy. Guys just make mistakes dating the right girl. There are people out there who are married for years and are happy
soad2014 7
i agree, and Avenged Sevenfold is awesome :D
perdix 31
#60, more than half of marriages end in divorce and many others involve couples who hate each other or, at best, tolerate each other so they don't have to be alone. Married couples who are happy after many years are very rare.
EG14_fml 8
#77 Although it that is true, it isn't uncommon.
lizzys1972 3
Why would anyone say you deserved it. It was out of your control...duh
Kingbreezy04 10
This is an FML? An FML would have been "Today I thought my boyfriend was going to propose, my sister called and said has he broken up with you yet. And now the surprise it's ruined. FML. Give or take a few words.......or sentences.
Skittles_Rawr 8
That bitch... Why would she ask?!?!?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Maybe she didn't know it was a surprise.
Skittles_Rawr 8
Well you'd think it would be. Engagement? "hey I'm gonna propose to you today!"
Skittles_Rawr 8
Well you'd think it would be. Engagement? "hey I'm gonna propose to you today!"
hqbrat 8
If I were her I would have asked the next day if he proposed