Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML
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Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided to propose. It would’ve been perfect, except he did it during my family’s annual backyard BBQ, and his proposal was drowned out by my drunk uncle singing karaoke. FML
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Top comments
jizzwold 21
Well that wasn't very smart of your sister.
lopsop 12
Surprise!!!
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Comments (167)
Pandacupcakelove 26
Wow... She didn't even think to wait until you told her? No offence, but your sister is kind of an idiot....
ihaveFMLfeverr 5
Maybe she should have waited until you told her..
Aspen_Grace33 27
That wasn't very nice of her. Couldn't she have just asked if there was anything new with you?! On the bright side, it's not completely ruined. You still don't know when exactly it will happen or how he will propose. Congratulations in advance!
BlackHarry 0
Could have said "no" then told her later. :-)
Stupend0us 7
Wonder if your divorce will go the same way.
DjeePee 25
I find it very strange that your boyfriend told your sister before you. I think that the partner should be the first to know about a possible marriage, followed by the parents, relatives and friends. You know, saves a lot of embarassement when she says 'no'.
goatlovesllama 5
There's a good possibility that they HAD discussed marriage, but not the exact time of the proposal. He may have asked family members about things like ring sizes.
DjeePee 25
That's true, but still... I would definitely not like the idea that my whole environment knwes my boyfriend was going to propose. Also, for ring sizes, just sneak one of her rings away.
strawberrywine22 30
Oh no :( your boyfriend wants to spend the rest of his life with you and is ready to make a life-long commitment, and you're not going to be surprised by it? F your life indeed.
sweetmama88 6
Did she say when at what time ? It sounds to me that your a little over excited! It was just a question! And if she did really ruin your surprise then you have time to think about your answer !
renrooni 4
This reminds me of the reporter on YouTube who ruined a footballers proposal to his cheerleader gf. So awkward to watch!
babyzann 0
I'm guessing she did it on purpose. Lol.