Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML
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Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided to propose. It would’ve been perfect, except he did it during my family’s annual backyard BBQ, and his proposal was drowned out by my drunk uncle singing karaoke. FML
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Top comments
jizzwold 21
Well that wasn't very smart of your sister.
lopsop 12
Surprise!!!
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Comments (167)
MuseFan1991 14
maybe she was just asking because you've been together a long time? it doesnt necessarily mean she's ruined the surprise and if she has, be happy you've had time to prepare your acceptance speech ;)
nuclear_dawn 3
Is anybody else wondering why the sister already knew?!
what_ever2007 11
Good question, but I didn't really wonder about it, because sometimes the guy talks to the girl's family before proposing, so maybe that happened in this case.
nuclear_dawn 3
Yea I guess that's true. I still find it a bit odd though.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That's not that bad. You're not going to love him any less are you?
Clark972010 0
Your sister is the biggest idiot ever!!!
96skeeter 6
Doesn't matter getting married?
MDTeddy 13
He has to prpose at some point in the future right? I mean it has been 3 years.
jmedalene 2
She should have called your boyfriend first! Duh! Or waited till you called her! Some people just can't keep a secret!!
sceaniebeanie 1
Just because she asked doesn't mean he was going to. Maybe she just thinks its time he should.
austin101123 3
How is it ruining a surprise? Usually when someone asks they are talking about in the last week or so, not in the past hour or whatever. She was probably just asking in a general sense on for that specific day.
chicadayy 3
i would tell her "you best be paying for, i mean you get alot money just by having her legs open"