Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided to propose. It would’ve been perfect, except he did it during my family’s annual backyard BBQ, and his proposal was drowned out by my drunk uncle singing karaoke. FML
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Top comments
jizzwold 21
Well that wasn't very smart of your sister.
lopsop 12
Surprise!!!
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Comments (167)
MaskingTape 2
Surprise.
jizzwold 21
Well that wasn't very smart of your sister.
enchi999 8
She needs to think more often. If he did I'm pretty sure she would announce it.
nictransitglory 4
Taking this for how it is written "the surprise IS ruined" meaning it didn't happen yet, perhaps the sister was just wondering in general. There may be no surprise to be ruined and OP is just wishful thinking that her sister thwarted a proposal attempt.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Maybe it was just a simple question? She might not have known that he was going to propose.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
This looks like a job for... The Forget-me Rock! *throws a rock with a giant F on it* Wait, what was I doing?
Mideoyeo 12
Sometimes people can be so daft. But it exactly wasn't her fault either. I guess she was just excited.
Gtroll 4
That shit cray.
xcarxcrashx 9
Forget me rock eh? Sounds handy do they sell them at Target?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
No. **** Target.
jizzwold 21
Target is for *******. You have to get your rock from that alleyway by that liquor store in the bad part of town between the times of 11pm and 3am. Ask for Terrell.
jizzwold 21
Target is for *******. You have to get your rock from that alleyway by that liquor store in the bad part of town between the times of 11pm and 3am. Ask for Terrell.
AKGirlinSD 20
Rather that than your sister sleeping with your fiance, right? (FML reference)
doctorhook86 25
138: I dunno about that--there's something extra-infuriating about the stupidity of this FML's dumb sister.
lopsop 12
Surprise!!!
LMFAOallthetime 8
Ya work on your surprise face!
Snorlax_Snarf 10
OP,call her back and say "did your bf break up with you yet?"
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Retard sister is retarded.
22cute 17
Do women really want that to be a surprise? I'd rather know in advance. Save surprise for a nice wedding gift or honeymoon. I'd thank my sister for the heads up so I don't blow it somehow. It's too big an issue to care about a flaky surprise.
maebelline12 12
well at least it was a good surprise!!
the_anti_hipster 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
At least you're getting married in the end! Unless he was planning on breaking up with you instead. Surprise?
olpally 33
Wow... Re-read the FML again.. There's nothing that says he was planning to break up with her... The sister just ruined the surprise for op... Congrats op! :) too bad your sister is a moron...
siickman 7
4 dont assume things because you make an ASS outta U & ME.
onlychildFTW 34
Congrats OP on getting married. Sorry your sister ruined it for you. That was stupid on her part. But good luck in the future OP!
the_anti_hipster 7
101--looks like you don't need any help in looking like an ass. It was a joke, btw. "Legally Blonde" style. Oh well.
siickman 7
Wow people are rarely funny on this app/site... You are all ding dongs anyways...
siickman 7
Hotdogs >:(
lilblumango 1
Dude you can't even be talking bout funny especially since ur still a kid; anyways it aint bout your hotdogs or just plain stupidity. Yet we are here for OP sorry to hear that but at least your gettin married :D congrats!
xvenom7 0
OnlychildFTW Nice description, haha I wanted to check out the picture which led to reading it :D hah
tctheamazing 7
Siickman, you're just butthurt because you got down voted. Grow up.
alshygirl 14
Time to practice your surprised face!
Nutz101 7
Imagine her boyfriends reaction when she already knows about his proposal
MisterMichael 9
Well that's an uh-oh moment
Crlnprz 11
Red Hot Chili Peppers :D freakin awesome
MisterMichael 9
I like you
mizuki123 8
I saw them live. They were freaking amazing.
owlfeatures 8
I get the impression that dogs like the red hot chilli peppers... ;)
mizuki123 8
Well if they do they got good taste in music :D
Windv 12
Start practicing your "Surprised" face! :)
coolboy675 16
How does this comment have more thumbs up than the one just before it?
kaymi 17
It could be that it ended with a smiley face! That's my guess anyway. Lol.
CaramelMacchiato 13
^ Lol! :)
Soloman212 28
Guess it doesn't work for everyone Caramel.
CaptTeemo 10
99 - nice try
YesyDidWhat 0
Look at the time, they were both posted at the same time.
cathyfang1533 12
Well congrats anyway! :)
TrueTriage 16
If he's creative it'll still make a great proposal story
amandalillian 27
Exactly, these things just get funnier with time, by the time their children are old and have moved out of home it will be a completely different outrageous story that gets told for laughs at the family gatherings
ImaginaryFoe 1
I agree, #9. Surprise only lasts for an instant anyway. OP, don't get all worked up about that part. It's about what he says and your response. It's not worth being upset with your slightly dim sister. She's excited for you and how can you get angry with that? Honestly, I thought the FML was about a nagging sister asking if it was ever going to happen. That would truly suck. But instead you've got two people at least who, presumably, love you. Count it all joy.
tellithowitis 13
A slightly better idea would be to call the boyfriend... Or now husband?
DomDomxoxo 16
*Fiance
Bonzer 2
*Fiancé
DomDomxoxo 16
52: I googled it to make sure before commenting. In french it's fiancé, in english it's fiance.
Shrike 24
Wrong. It's standard to use an accent on the E. It is a loan-word after all. http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/fianc%C3%A9
DomDomxoxo 16
I guess google isn't efficient (: thank you.
Bonzer 2
If im right why did I get thumbed down?
sleepywaterpony 5
Welcome to the internet.
duckie227 22
Because people are scared of people who know correct answers. 'Oh noes! A smart person! We must dislike them!!' lol