Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
BlueBaronBitch 22
He seems a little insecure.. just a little..
InternetHobo 18
Wow... Some people sure know how to overreact
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Comments (73)
InternetHobo 18
Wow... Some people sure know how to overreact
photographer49 22
Maybe his brother is just that much of a stud. He is getting older chick's at his birthday party
BlueBaronBitch 22
Oh no that's a reaction you might get sued by the Finebros
BlueBaronBitch 22
He seems a little insecure.. just a little..
ArtemisRwill 22
What an idiot.
organizse 28
If his brother was more your age I'd say date him instead
clawstrophobic 15
Bitches be crazy
TotallyAradical 14
Thank you for already clarifying that's he's now your ex.
jocamo 24
Saves us from all the "you mean now ex right?" posts
corky1992 33
He sounds kind of crazy..it's probably for the best honestly
jcrum33 4
must be one fine eleven year old
brenton490 19
6 pack and all and hopefully a lot more mature.
Darkness_Hate 29
That guy has some trust issues indeed.
swtcontradiction 11
I would say major insecurity rather than trust issues. Or he's just crazy.
donuts678 25
You dodged that bullet