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Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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What the actual ****?

Does he have a thing for kids with two heads and three arms? ~{banjo music in distance}~

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What the actual ****?

Mungolikecandy 19

That is probably how it began.

Does he have a thing for kids with two heads and three arms? ~{banjo music in distance}~

Two heads are better than one, “brudder”

Thetawaves 13

Everyone is getting dumped for their significant other’s family members in these last FMLs You’re not alone OP

onceuponatime456 16

That should be a sign of how many of them are fake and just copies trying to be "cool"!

Gofuckyourself 24

Well, depending on where you live- they can be put behind bars. There was a story on DailyMail that I read this morning.

PenguinPal3017 19

Roll tide!

not Alabama asshole

whiskey'swino 15

Incest is best, he put his sister to the test! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

pharmdoc03 3

Does he always pay his debts?

I'd say that was a close call and you're better off the hell out of it. Have a stiff drink, thank your stars and go find yourself a nice, sane guy. Personally, I'd be looking for an only child & orphan but I can be a tad reactionary...

We call that “escaping” from him.

Honestly, this can imply so many different things. Perhaps his sister told him to get rid of his girlfriend for whatever reason, perhaps she is moving and asked her brother to come with, who knows. I just want to believe it's not incest... please...