Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
I ate being proved right
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I realized I hate my boyfriend's little sister enough to break up with him. FML
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1DisGR8 32
What the actual ****?
rodfergie 18
Does he have a thing for kids with two heads and three arms? ~{banjo music in distance}~
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1DisGR8 32
What the actual ****?
Mungolikecandy 19
That is probably how it began.
rodfergie 18
Does he have a thing for kids with two heads and three arms? ~{banjo music in distance}~
Spartancjm 28
Two heads are better than one, “brudder”
Thetawaves 13
Everyone is getting dumped for their significant other’s family members in these last FMLs You’re not alone OP
onceuponatime456 16
That should be a sign of how many of them are fake and just copies trying to be "cool"!
Gofuckyourself 24
Well, depending on where you live- they can be put behind bars. There was a story on DailyMail that I read this morning.
PenguinPal3017 19
Roll tide!
mrelady 9
not Alabama asshole
whiskey'swino 15
Incest is best, he put his sister to the test! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
pharmdoc03 3
Does he always pay his debts?
FluffythePink 23
I'd say that was a close call and you're better off the hell out of it. Have a stiff drink, thank your stars and go find yourself a nice, sane guy. Personally, I'd be looking for an only child & orphan but I can be a tad reactionary...
baristalbc 18
We call that “escaping” from him.
slkeithh 14
Honestly, this can imply so many different things. Perhaps his sister told him to get rid of his girlfriend for whatever reason, perhaps she is moving and asked her brother to come with, who knows. I just want to believe it's not incest... please...