Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
confusedandnowsingle
Espoo, Finland
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
lacucarcha
Telford, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
Anonymous
Berkeley, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
cai
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
youmakemesick
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Magic moments
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
mahanaaa_23
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Top comments
ciarafox9 9
Haha that must have been awkward for him when he was holding out the ring and you were lying on the floor..
ariannaimelda 7
Try going to his house and explaining to him? Hope you two work it out!
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Comments (79)
ciarafox9 9
Haha that must have been awkward for him when he was holding out the ring and you were lying on the floor..
socalsky 0
Win ^
csosa187 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Fail^
Keyman1212 14
Asshole V
dathan 14
^ liar
THE_A_TEEN 28
Hey now, I take that position of ASSHOLE with PRIDE!!!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
^Mega asshole V My girlfriend
Keyman1212 14
Take me out to dinner and a movie and I'll consider it... (;
Keyman1212 14
< Crazy person
THE_A_TEEN 28
^ Combo breaker and shrikes trophy
Dramori 29
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I was thinking a guy doing something else to an unconscious girl but that's Hentai and not Disney D:
nixter5 18
^^ Please...keep your fetishes off FML.
yourXwillh8me 3
vaso vagal syncope...Your blood vessels dilate and your heart rate drops to the point you have a temporary shortage of blood to the brain. It happens during high emotion times.
yourXwillh8me 3
doesn't just happen in movies. google 'vaso vagal syncope'
CalebEatsZombies 2
^ vaso vagal syncope sounds really weird
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
^This
lerouxmaster 7
OP's boyfriend probably killed himself. You have blood on your hands, OP.
ariannaimelda 7
Try going to his house and explaining to him? Hope you two work it out!
x_KL_x 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Starting to sound more and more like a totally original chick flick...
jizzwold 21
Ya this seemed like it would be really easy to fix.
Stormdriven37 6
This is kind off topic but I love the profile pic, 2
umm_Talk 9
Try texting then, or go to his place. Hope you guys work it out.....original response to a proposal though so props for that?
CalebEatsZombies 2
Trollololololololing on her, she should just rage quit on life right now
THE_A_TEEN 28
^^ Basically commit suicide, right? ******* idiot...
Jesus_Christ69 0
14 - for the past couple fmls, all of your comment have been thumbed down. And thats like 15 comments. You should give up now before ......................... Brain fart I can't think of anything witty. Someone help me out here.
GirlWithName1324 0
Before he has to rage quit on life?
Freeze_fml 17
He sounds a bit retarded.
A100893 30
I think he sounds a bit overreactive.
RadPenny 6
If that was true than you both would have something in common.
Freeze_fml 17
It's best not to confuse "then" and "than" when calling one retarded.
rubberduckie94 13
exactly, he sounds retarded to me too. cut your losses, this is not the guy with witch you you want to spend your life if he cant distinguish extcitement.from refusal.
mom2pen 4
Which not witch, grammar genius.
rubberduckie94 13
thank you great and powerful grammer nazi. i appreciate all that your kind do to point out simple mistakes to make yourselves feel superior.
rubberduckie94 13
a real grammar nazi would have noticed i forgot the apostophe in the word can't
sbharani96 4
Does*
KeyboardWarrior 10
89 Why do people like you hate being corrected so much? If it bothers you THAT much, take the extra 2 seconds to write the words properly. It'll save us the energy and you the embarrassment.
KeyboardWarrior 10
By the way, we don't correct you to feel superior. We correct you because your stupidity is irritating and it helps us both out later on.
gdam 4
You must be superclass then because you can spell! I wish I'm Smart like you....
gdam 4
Smart* oopsies
rubberduckie94 13
Why do minor mispellings irritate you so much you feel the need to correct them. I understand when somebody has made a complete diasaster area of their post, but I would hate to think I was reading FML and had the compulsion to correct everything I saw that was wrong. I ask this in seriously, how do you get enjoyment out of this sight when you are constantly having to correct people for minor issues? Dont thumb me down. I really want to know.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Well we wouldn't correct you people as much if you didn't get so defensive about it. You said it yourself, it's a minor mistake so why does us correcting it piss you off so much? We don't get enjoyment out of correcting people. We do it so your posts are more educated in the future. You anti-grammar nazis always get mad at the people who correct you, when you could just take the extra half second to make sure it looks right and be done with it. The same way it annoys you being corrected, it annoys me seeing something be done the wrong way, and especially when the person defends it.
StillSinging9594 0
You two will laugh about this someday... I hope someone got that on video!
BlanketHogger 0
Haha just what I was thinking kid"hey mum how did you get proposed to?" mum"well your father took me to a nice restaurant, got down on one knee, and pulled out the ring. I was so exited I fainted. At first he took it as a no but then I explained what had happened."
Jakesterk96 8
Web redemption?
fuzzy4msymba 0
Be paitent. Hopefuly he'll come around! Hope it works out for you!!
Rainchikmoo 6
Well, if you faint from that, I wonder what happen on your actual wedding
madgrinchhatter 12
She'll probably faint.
Quasar55_fml 18
Or have a heart attack.
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, ...and after this incident, do you *want* to marry this man?
xSonic 9
Wait.....so after you fainted he just left you?? As in left where you were?
Roevera 14
that's what I was curious about. If she didn't get a chance to explain to him after she awoke, he obviously just ditched her.
xcarxcrashx 9
Seriously!! I just imagine him asking and her hitting the floor and him being like oh well, guess that's a no g2g. If that's the way it played out would you really want to marry him?
youngbuck10 9
He will come around. He obviously loved you enough to make the decision to ask you to marry him. Just be patient.
Roevera 14
no, I wouldnt say that, cause now a days people tend to marry on impulse..