Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend who is a VERY loud moaner. He kept saying my name over and over again then all of a sudden his mom comes in and says "yes hun...oh God sorry"...that's how I found out I have the same name as my boyfriend's mom. FML
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OhGreat. 9
Hey OP here! No he doesn't live with with his mom. No I didn't know his mom's name. He lives alone so no we didn't lock the doors. His mom lives in Florida with his step dad she was coming up to visit and to meet me she was a week early! He never called her by her first name it's always "my mom". But I guess when she's around he calls her by her first name all the time but with me he calls her mom. I hope to God that during us having sex he wasn't thinking of her....thats weird.
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Druu 53
Riight. Somehow you didn't know this before?
RichardPencil 32
He wasn’t saying your name at all.
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Druu 53
Riight. Somehow you didn't know this before?
PenguinPal3017 19
Could be. I don't know a lot of my friend's parent's names. You'd think he would have introduced her but maybe not, or maybe just "this is my mom", and if he's living at home the mother may be Mrs Johnson. I feel funny at 27 calling my friend's parents by their first names. At 17 it would be much worse.
dharmaint 15
Never thought of that good point
S1nGeN0r 12
Exactly. Right.
LilaBear 2
"I don't know a lot of my friend's parent's names... I feel funny at 27 calling my friend's parents by their first names. " Except this isn't just a friend's mum, it's her boyfriend's mum. Everyone I know calls their partner's parents by their first name. What I want to know is why the mother thinks her son would be calling her by her first name, and why they're having sex in his mother's house with an unlocked door :-/
Adam Dessouki 13
That's not weird at all, lol.
RichardPencil 32
He wasn’t saying your name at all.
Reagan Seidel 4
Oh man that's terrible
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Wait, his mom would actually answer to him if he refers to her by her given name?
OrchidKitten 21
Some parents don't have their child call them mom or dad.
Mikey B 5
only during sex
caitie_1997 5
Mine does.
jbuckets_404 39
caitie: your mom calls your name when she's having sex?!
KrazyKatz3 26
I would normally call my parents mum or dad but when they don't answer I would call their first names because people know their own names better than mum or dad
RockPrincess26 16
Sounds like incest.
alvarny 17
so who's your mummy now?
ezrajab 22
What a way to meet the parents!
Mikey B 5
TODAY, while having sex w my boyfriend he was moaning his mothers name, really loud.. I must have been doing it right!
Georgian_fml 15
so you dating a guy, you call him your boyfriend, you have sexy time ?, and you dont know his mothers name???
dharmaint 15
That's why I wouldn't go for someone with the name of a relative. If you're in bed it will get uncomfortable
Merlin Nox 2
Absolutely "You're really hot and smart but I'm afraid I cannot date you because your name is the same as one of my relative" Said literally no one ever. Except some self loving virgin maybe.
Suaria 38
It's hard when your male relatives who have common names to not find a significant other that doesn't have the same name as one of them.