Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML
Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, I thought I had a stick stuck in my hair. A very pokey stick. That aggressively bit my face when I tried to get it out of my hair. It was a big ass spider. My face feels like it's been punched. FML
Today, I went to pull a nose hair out, only to end up pulling a spider out by its legs. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
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Top comments
tony1891 22
your spider senses need some work.
DocBastard 40
Considering the chance that the little ****** laid eggs in there, there's only one reasonable option: You must shave your head. Do it now.
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Comments (75)
tony1891 22
your spider senses need some work.
Murilirum 23
They were tickling, when they should have been tingling.
AriettaX 15
quick! get the scissors!!! op, iill be honest i saw a spider on my windshield two weeks ago and smashed the windshield to bits by accident trying to kill the spider
BamBAmGG 14
I'd say a spider on your head is at least better than finding out you have lice! (:
sockoiid 13
Burn it. Burn it all to the ground.
pugpuggy 21
But... Take it out first...
DogeMan 14
OP should light their hair on fire?
BodyCountEndless 20
You never know, there might be a whole colony in there
pugpuggy 21
#71 They built a whole empire on OPs head
AFaye3964 17
Thats the most terrifying thing anyone has ever gone threw.
hard_candy 25
actually some british celebrity had a spider living in her ear last week. she complained of scratchy noises and they stuck a camera in there to have this nasty little crawler just staring back giving them the shitface.
dragonrider1959 18
What about 911
wallamanut 14
#18: you must be fun at parties. being like "think you have it bad? The Holocaust. starving children in Africa. Ebola. "
DocBastard 40
Considering the chance that the little ****** laid eggs in there, there's only one reasonable option: You must shave your head. Do it now.
19990231 29
Just imagine the eggs it laid in your hair.
rekkas 16
I calmly would have set myself on fire
HarshD9619 34
Just relax. Take a deep breath, and calm down. Then set your hair, your house, and everything around you on fire.
DARKDAY07 16
I would've pissed my pants
LiveLifeAllDay 11
People over react about thing like this . It's just a bug . take it out kill it and wash your hair . no need to burn everything .
Fiorella1 19
You must be fun at parties
taylormarrie 6
a spider once fell on my face while I was trying to kill it....there's no going back
PenguinBitch 44
The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the op's neck. Onto their head to WRECK HAVOC KILL ITT KILLLLLLL
hard_candy 25
i was reading this to the regular tune of the nursery rhyme and when i got to the all CAPS, like it just turned into this satanic-devil-worship song with lots of heavy metal and screaming.