Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status to "It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood." My cousin, seeing the status, failed to pick up on the sarcastic humor. She called all my family members and tell them that I was pregnant. Including my husband in Iraq. FML
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
Today, I was getting ready to go to a surprise party I'd planned for my best friend. All was going well on the discretion part until I logged onto Facebook. I saw that my sister had set her status to, "At Natalie's surprise party! BBL!" Natalie had liked it. FML
Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML
Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
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Top comments
hedgerow 0
that's nasty why would you like that?
FYLDeep 26
Detail what afterbirth smells like on your next status. Try to outdo her.
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Comments (150)
Lauren10102 3
nice tan line.
WeebleSue 2
Friend me, I'll like your status!! Congrats on your new baby.
kallisti 2
you just had a baby... perhaps you should concern yourself with more important things than how many people "like" your facebook status.
aback 5
If you had a baby just so that a million-billion strangers would "like" it, you ****** up.
luckystrikes 0
maybe she has more friends than you too
Helena_18 0
and why it's an fml ? u might have a baby but certainly u're not mature enough ...btw **** Facebook
jakii_ 0
at least she has one
zerobahamut03 2
That's the sad thing that it's come to that to some people. Facebook is the devil!
mintcar 10
Who ******* cares how many "likes" she received? it's FACEBOOK! Why don't you stop worrying about such a small problem and focus on your beautiful baby.
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
that's how facebook is. it all depends on how many likes you have & how many friends you have.
DanceGirl01 0
not necessarily...it's just a way for friends to be linked together.
Dommmcheesecake 0
Face it: everyone prefers what cones out of your sisters ******.