Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML
Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with, "Liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, I was getting ready to go to a surprise party I'd planned for my best friend. All was going well on the discretion part until I logged onto Facebook. I saw that my sister had set her status to, "At Natalie's surprise party! BBL!" Natalie had liked it. FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, it's my birthday. My grandma posted about it on her Facebook wall, but people got confused and thought it was her birthday instead. She got twice as many birthday wishes as I did, and that's including the ones I got outside of Facebook. FML
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
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PSQ91 6
See, your grandma liked it so everybody was like "this party's gonna be lame". Never add family members on facebook!
YacL 15
She might get so drunk she'll try to put her false teeth in the dog's mouth, and when it doesn't work, she'll try the cat. Be careful, OP.
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YacL 15
She might get so drunk she'll try to put her false teeth in the dog's mouth, and when it doesn't work, she'll try the cat. Be careful, OP.
bennetts211 2
I sense this could be the beginning of something like, "Grannies Gone Wild!"
Sebash_fml 0
Aww ! That's nice of her. I wish I still had my Grandmother! Be thankful.
BShady96 0
grammas got a facebook!
Badtz_maru_fml 0
Uchiha. Itachi. Profiler. I do believe I'm in love.
garrettsgirl 0
grandma knows how to party!!
WallyTheWombat 0
I wonder if OP is gonna hook up with anyone at the party.
22cute 17
lol you're doing it wrong! your friends clearly hav hundreds of FB friends all posting on their walls while your grandma probably has 10 or so. The chances of you buddies seeing the invite is low.
iTerrorized 4
That's assuming OP actually HAS friends ^
rockindyl22 0
Hey, without teeth I'd bet she can do some great things!......
RandomChickXD 0
hahaha 36! grandmas got a facebook and she's hittin on my friends...
Mesocoollike 8
"grandma's got a Facebook now she's hitting on my friends, I dont know how it started but now it's gotta end..."
Mesocoollike 8
"grandma's got a Facebook now she's hitting on my friends, I dont know how it started but now it's gotta end..."
chuckychan 8
no body gives a shit op if you want people to go to a party. call them dont rely on facebook stop complaining
Aim4thebullseye 4
"it helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts but I also know shes been in my best friends pants, gramma gramma, gramma gramma"
ritbbehindu 0
drunk put dentures in dog's and cat's mouths jutsu!
Trololololololo_fml 7
delete the status, act cool..
FMMFL1992 3
Lol I never ask for likes because of the fear that no one will like it and you end up looking stupid. Shoulda asked people to inbox you because no one would know that only your grandma did.
YayorNay 8
Give me your facebook, I'll like it for ya! But I won't come. sowwy
metalhead5564 0
Itachi huh? You're awesome!
Melissa92_fml 13
your grandmother sounds like quite the party animal!
F2M2L 5
yeah dude, grandmas are some of the craziest partiers. the have the most experience you know?
whybother8 0
grandma wants to get it in!
ImaWiseGuy 5
I can see your extremely popular with your peers...
a_nutritionist 10
at the risk of pointing out the obvious: if you dont post status updates often it will not show up on your friends walls unless theyve enabled it to show comments from all people- which you have to actively do. if your friends dont read their walls very often/only read for a little while and not all posts its very possible to be missed if your friends only read their "top news" it will likely not show up because it has no responses. events exist for a reason, dont be a lazy tool, if you want people to come to your party, you INVITE THEM. you dont just expect them to do all the damn work.
stoney_p 0
lol
daBeast155 0
when my nana gets drunk she takes off her wig and tries to ride the dog.
dgr8ing 0
some people.
Neorecon19 18
just remember not to give her tequila.
PSQ91 6
See, your grandma liked it so everybody was like "this party's gonna be lame". Never add family members on facebook!
rainbowfailure 2
Or maybe everyone thought: "Woah, this party's going to be way to crazy for us!"
Jbfu 0
Your grandmother probably did things in the 60s and 70s that you only dream about. Party with a g-ma? You ain't ready for that kid.
Mysanitywins 10
Party Hard!
OWNZ 0
I sure hope no one spiked the prune juice! :O
Livinia 11
Hey now, don't be disappointed. I hear your granny parties hard.
antoniocalos15 0
dang girl you r one hot chick
barlessprison 16
You two wild party animals better be safe, ya hear?! Keep your drinks in sight, don't drive if you're drinking and remember to feed granny her 9pm medication.
cc_the_beast 6
But don't feed granny after midnight...you know what happens then...
anothersuicide 0
whoa whoa whoa..don't you think 9's a little late? after all her bedtime is 7. 5's mor like it.
OhSoBueno 0
If you give grandma her medicine after twelve age turns into a bloodthirsty gremlin. Correct?
MollyDollLifee 1
What a rockin' grandmother!
Trent_21 6
Ooo granny is a party girl!
marinus_fml 20
Saturday night parties are better anyway.
antoniocalos15 0
thats funny i seen like 5 other people with that same profile pic unless u ahve 4 other twins
marinus_fml 20
That's funny, then 5 other people must have used my pic!
antoniocalos15 0
okay bro good point my bad i appologize
Sunny_Eclipse 6
You know people are gonna show up anyway, OP. Maybe some didn't see your status, or they're being funny and hoping to surprise you on Friday.
sematariux 7
optimism fail
Sniper3000 0
pokemon fan I see. nice :D