Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
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Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1
That wasn't an accident bro, maybe you should take the hint!
Cinn_fml 23
I think they know something you don't, OP. Also, what is with so many relationship issues being to do with facebook status? Why do people care so much and why can't people talk to their partners about it maturely?
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Comments (139)
oscaroscar 0
first
oscaroscar 0
yayayayay
Moshpoint0 0
Both those should get moderated. Do us a favor #1 - go drink some bleach.
oscaroscar 0
I don't mind if it gets deleted, because I'm from Australia and most fmls get posted while I'm sleeping this was the first fml i've had a chance to comment whilst everyone else is starting to, so i just had to put first. p.s I think your a little jealous I got first! :P
Moshpoint0 0
Nobody cares. Go get bitten by a great-white.
whatchutalkinbou 0
silly Australians with their christmas on the beach
makemeasandwich 0
are you "sure" it was "accidentally"?
IPokeFails 0
Today, I accidentally forgot to tell my boyfriend it was over and dumped him over facebook. It was the right decision though as most of my friends liked the relationship update. FML
Averizzle 0
I've seen this exact fml like a month ago.. they should make a face book category..
tweetbaby14 18
am I the only person that's sick of the stupid facebook fmls?
tnsoccerboy 2
that's absolutly horrible you needed to do it in person.
sosoinlove09 0
Yea, are you sure because it's kinda hard to "accidentally" set your realtionship status to single on facebook. i say that you should do the same..."accidentally"
pingpongpickle 8
you should like it tooo
gongshow100 0
ah hahahahaha!!!
raymel 5
funny :)
boating_guy 33
yea ..."accident" just **** her one more time then break up with her thru facebook
NzxtZ06 0
I liked it. Alot.
jweezy89 4
So what's the tally on the # of lives facebook has "F'd"? Either facebook is the most evil thing on the planet, or it's users are just drama queens for real.
chely_95 0
lmao..ah, that sucks! but it's very funny.
carpediem9_fml 0
like
bcoolplz 1
that is funny
Talez 0
#42 & #50 totally agree.
oppsalot 0
you are asked to confirm a change in status, sorry, wasn't a mistake.
Basiil 0
Hahaha. that will be epic, 63.
secretlovee 0
63 rocks
Mimasita 1
i see this is 2 ways: 1-your friends and mom did NOT like your girlfriend, or exgirlfriend now. 2- you were simply a bad boyfriend
fawfulster 11
Or immature bastards. Facebook dumping is for ******* with more age in their bodies than in their minds (i.e. having a 15 year old body with a 5 year old brain)
jwc93 0
funny pic
ArtIsResistance7 1
That wasn't an accident bro, maybe you should take the hint!
Day_Dreams 0
Ya it's like 'accidently' putting your foot out when someone walks by so they trip
GoPlayInTraffic 2
If were all gonna comment "first" we may as well starting commenting "comment." That would be equally as valid, and equally as useless. "First" is not a comment. That's why people take issue with it
Chanti_fml 26
That really sucks! I feel for you! Never nice to hear this kinda thing like this. Don't think it's an accident though. Btw: you have to talk some serious shit with your mom...
illmatic2 16
Because if all you say is "First" not only is it a pointless post but it ruins other peoples chances of getting first. Next time post something that's actually worth reading.
OliviaNicole 5
Life's a bitch. But if it were easy it'd be a ****. Deal with it.
illmatic2 16
why is my comment all the way up here? I hate this comment bug.
lilmissy1290 0
#33 i agree.. i think some of these are getting repeated
seanders 10
2: What kind of guitar do you play?
crazycornn 0
i agree with 63 xD
oscaroscar 0
well I wanted to be first :( but it was gone lol
colts609380 7
lmao
julie3841 11
mm, if that was her way of breaking up with you maybe it's a good thing she's gone :P
juwood 7
that's ******
ddlovatolover 23
The "widespread" use of the "quotation" "marks" is "getting to" me.
40ozToFreedom 0
You must be an asshole. YDI
thorfinntheassri 0
Find someone else!
oscaroscar 0
lol #12 & 13
Cinn_fml 23
I think they know something you don't, OP. Also, what is with so many relationship issues being to do with facebook status? Why do people care so much and why can't people talk to their partners about it maturely?
mesnugglez 0
Well it's obvious that she doesn't want to be with you OP. Break up with her.