Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
Stars of CCTV
Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
PSA
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Happy days
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Without me
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
I love how people say that there is nothing more beautiful than the miracle of childbirth. The only people who say that have never actually seen it.
fatkidfalling 11
Ewwww
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Comments (129)
fatkidfalling 11
Ewwww
Arrow44 10
Ya I really don't understand how anyone would like to watch that.
cakeandfilm 13
Yeah many women poop while pushing that sucker out. Then there's the tearing and the colorful fluids...
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
ya that's pretty embarrassing. . sucks for you op
bubblyhayley 16
WHY on earth would she do that OP, talk about violating your privacy!!!... congrats on your baby tho :-)
MegaError101 10
Thank you for describing it
niallo 23
I'm one of those people who love watching these things (I'm a nurse), but what was she thinking? This is ok if OP posted it, but not the mother. Guess who won't be invited to the next one.
JeWbOy101 11
I think that is something that has no business being posted on Facebook no matter who posted it, especially the mother without concent
Sports_guy3 28
Congrats on the son/daughter!
GwennaRose 22
You cannot imaging how funny this is to read while drinking
jgriff79 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's payback for how you acted as a child.
SgtAssCheeks 21
Or not.
TheCrispyCat 20
I didn't know #2 knew OP personally
PuggieKid 22
This is why moms shouldn't have facebook :(
154rct 7
How the hell do you know?
XtremeHeat 14
You guys do realize that this is a joke, right?
inkdeath87 18
Take that down ASAP!
Arrow44 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Really? Why would OP take it down?
Sports_guy3 28
Nothing is truly deleted from the internet.
RedPillSucks 33
I'm sure a note to facebook will get some action. All that vag and blood and stuff. Just tell them someone posted weird porno.
wunderbar1 9
Yeah, I think Facebook would probably take it down if you reported it depending on how graphic it is. I doubt Facebook would take it down if it's just a video of your facial expressions and you screaming... Good luck with that, OP. Also, congrats on the baby!
Vlen_fml 20
to #55, you obviously didn't see the Godzilla 2014 comicon trailer. that disappeared from the internet without a TRACE. also OP, i DO believe you have grounds to take legal action against your mother, how FB themselves didn't flag it right away i'll never know.
kiaora_fml 11
I think that she can actually get it taken down by claiming she owns the rights to the video and say that her mum did not have her permission to post it.
anormalperson 25
really #53?
ComoEsJuan 24
Let's hope this isn't your crowning moment.
Welshite 40
It's a breech of the rules, that's for sure.
ComoEsJuan 24
I think OP needs to control her breathing and push for her mother to take it down.
perdix 31
Haha! These comments never cease to Lamaze me!
Dave_Davington 34
I'm sure Facebook will remove it for you. They're contractionally obliged to do that sort of thing.
Mauskau 36
Well Facebook refuses to take down VIRAL videos of people being beheaded, I don't know if they would take down a video of someone giving birth.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
74- Aaaand... You killed it.
T9FTW 20
Great, now she ruined it. Everyone, abort!
WordAficionada 19
Oh wow, what an invasion of privacy. Your mother is so inconsiderate!
DocBastard 40
I love how people say that there is nothing more beautiful than the miracle of childbirth. The only people who say that have never actually seen it.
WhiteCrimson 23
I fully agree with you there. It is a whole different experience in the back of an crumped up ambo.
audreyfml1994 15
The concept is what is beautiful. Not the process.
RedPillSucks 33
Even when I was taking pictures, I turned my head. Gak!
Chumsword 8
Yeah, I watched my daughter being born. It's not the prettiest sight but wouldn't have missed it for the world.
Boohoo69 4
Really! I have to say it was the best day of my life, when I delivered my son into this world, I never felt so connected to life and such a spiritual high before or sine. It's been 17 years and I remember it like yesterday.
Wani_fml 12
As someone who's witnessed someone giving birth, "beautiful" is definitely not the word to describe it. Emotional, awe-inspiring? Yes, those words work. But it's a very ugly process.
BriCx 8
Or felt it. But I have to agree that the baby was worth it.
AngelSpit 18
When I had my first daughter they asked if I wanted a mirror so I could see the baby being born, I believe my approximate response was "**** no"
VoodooPriestess 16
I agree totally. Luckily I only saw a picture, but that was enough.
Ugi 27
My childrens' births are events that I was wonderfully happy to be a part of but felt absolutely no desire to record photographically, so I completely fail to see why anyone would take a video, far less post it. I have much the same opinion of sex-tapes.
RockNRollAndrew 18
Gross
TheLonelyZerg 5
Report it to Facebook and have it taken down!
kingkobra805 3
It's too late all her friends have probably already saw it
perdix 31
Doesn't that belong on VagBook?
lollypop30001 19
Flag it to take it down.