Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
Today, I found out my mom had a miscarriage before I was born. I had no idea about this, and the reason I found out was that she posted it on Facebook, where I'm friends with her. She feels fine posting about this to complete strangers but not talking to me about it? FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML
Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML
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iMISFIT 0
It's not official till its Facebook official.
Pelvispresley 8
When a parent has a Facebook you know it won't end well...
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iMISFIT 0
It's not official till its Facebook official.
biggestfan23 11
I hate when people say that haha
sycosyd_97 1
And u got tagged in it. Double burn:D
Neorecon19 18
At least OP can untag herself!
efemel94 7
Stop getting so anal about it and just untag yourself.
greenie213 23
Haha... Anal.
MekanikStik 8
In hindsight, that may have been a great idea.
the_anti_hipster 7
Yeah, don't be so bummed about it.
MekanikStik 8
Maybe we should just put this behind us?
the_anti_hipster 7
I think we've reached the tail end of these jokes.
MekanikStik 8
There's always more junk in the trunk with these kind of jokes.
MrBrightside21 20
What's hemorrhoids? My mom and dad always talk about it and how it "sucks ass" but I never know what they're saying...
KeyboardWarrior 10
By your name, I'm assuming this behavior is unacceptable?
nado13579 12
You got tagged in it too!?
zachherbert 10
Just ass her to untag you. Butt, if she doesn't, you arse so screwed.
SystemofaBlink41 27
What's with all the buns?
p3mguin 7
These puns are horrible
The_CL0GGER 0
at least she remembered you when talking about her hemorrhoid on Facebook.
daisyismydog 3
How could you not think that is funny?!
_ebbonyy 11
OP was probably too caught up feeling sliiiightly embarrassed. But I could be wrong.
daisyismydog 3
I know that it was really embarrassing, but sometimes situations like that turn out to give everyone a laugh!
Angel157 8
I don't think I would be laughing if my parents did something like that.
wlddog 14
It's no big deal. OP was being a pain in the ass and her mother found a creative way to say it.
xactownife 7
That's ******* gross
toenibbler 14
No my good sir. Nasty is mistaking Fat Bastard's stool sample for coffee. That, kind sir, would gag a maggot.
domking1315 20
That wouldve been funnier if you had the good sir meme as your profile pic
DomDomxoxo 16
I also learned the hard way not to add my mom on Facebook.
yanksby7 6
Ya know, FB was created for college kids (ONLY) about 7 years ago. Theoretically, a woman could have had a kid between 3-6 years old while she was in school then, created an account and now her kid also has one. Technically, the mother is more entitled to the account than her kid. Just because they're parents doesn't mean they can't have lives of their own.
crazycatlady5 6
Only my mum and my cats are friends with me on Facebook. In 'real life', it is just my cats.
zuzupetalsYO 11
Same here!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
K, first of all 84, #4 never said that moms can't have Facebook, just that it's not the best idea to ADD your mom on Facebook. And second, everyone is intiteld to have Facebook, as long as they're of age. When it WAS made and who is was ORIGINALLY made for is irrelevant.
XxDevilxXGt 26
...entitled...
GetDirtyDoWork 1
84- thanks tips but i dont think you get the point.
stuner56 22
That stings. Painful situation.
KiddNYC1O 22
Pause.
kandi_kid69 15
53- Play?
Nutty4Muffs 3
Unless you're Adam Sandler.
KiddNYC1O 22
Yay?
Pelvispresley 8
When a parent has a Facebook you know it won't end well...
Llamacod 11
you know when a kid has facebook it will end even worse as kids are ******* morons and don't understand the future problems they can be setting themselves up for by posting pics/posts that can comeback and bite them in the ass
KeyboardWarrior 10
Nice generalizations to the both of you...
skyttlz 32
I use the custom setting to block my mom from seeing most of my stuff. It's not bad stuff, she's just annoying. She asks about it in real life.
boating_guy 33
Parents/adults should stay off Facebook…or at least not frequently connect with the younger generation through it (for each side's sake). But that just me.
sierra142 19
Right so if you're over the age of 24 you should not be on Facebook? Or if you have a child?
griffy14 9
Originally, only college students could be on Facebook. You had to have a university e-mail.
dohboi 2
Until they realized that snotty college students dont exactly = money . So welcome to the big world of corporation kids. Facebook shares hahahahahahaha
TheVelocirabbit 10
Yeah, but now there's 13 year old girls doing duckfaces. Unfortunately I'm forced to be among them.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Yeah, we'll there's also 25 year olds doing the same. We could do this all day. What exactly is your point?
pavlovaaLOVE 7
Don't argue with the warrior now ...........
KeyboardWarrior 10
Ugh, well*. I meant well, not we'll. Autocorrect does this on purpose sometimes.
rubberduckie94 13
While I will agree that parents should not do anything on Facebook to embarrass their kids I hate it when people say they should not be on it. I have friends literally all across the country I grew up with and went to college with. If it were not for Facebook we would not be able to communicate even half as much as we do. For older people we are able to speak with old friends if we did not have it. So maybe parents without common courtesy should be the only ones not allowed on Facebook.
TheVelocirabbit 10
112- Well, that's true as well. All I'm saying is that it's an unfortunate case.
heyyhowsitgoing 9
That was just a suggestion but it serves a good point. I think that if you have had Facebook for a while and know how it works and what to post and what not, than it's ok to have it but I have noticed that more people over the age of 45 have made some serious errors while trying to use Facebook. I'm not trying to insult anyone about age or use, but it's just something I've seen happen a few times.
heyyhowsitgoing 9
And that comment was for 49.
kimmy91 12
The original facebookers just grew older.
yanksby7 6
I remember those days. They were good, relatively drama free days. With status updates from people you actually knew and groups that actually pertained to you. Ah well.
nadnerbz 6
Which is why I'll never accept my mom's friend request
erockinthesuburb 17
Maybe that's just a nice way of saying you're a pain in the ass :-P
CVeNgineer 0
This is why I don't add my parents on Facebook
chowE_fml 4
This is why I deactivated my facebook 3 years ago. Unplug yourselves from the digital world.
SkoomaKi 28
#34 - I wish I knew how. The digital world has me in it's cyber grasp. Yet you are commenting on an online site ;)
maosquare 18
If added, teach them how to send private messages.
zuzupetalsYO 11
OPs mom knows how to send private messages. She did it on purpose. I think it's funny. If my mom did this to me I'd just get even muahahaaa