Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate informed me that one of her scorpions is loose in our apartment again. Great. FML
Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML
Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML
Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML
Today, when I warned my guests to check the toilet for snakes, I meant it. FML
Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, my friendly neighbor asked me to check in on his apartment every few days while he's gone on vacation. You can imagine my horror when I walked in for the first time and found out he's a snake breeder. Twelve more days to go. FML
Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML
Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML
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HerpYourDerp 7
What do you mean, "again"? How many times has that snake been missing in your apartment?
Buttsexpirate 9
While in the bathroom you're gonna hear "Feed me ssssseymour!"
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Comments (131)
Strangler 7
Again? I think she need's to get it a better cage/aquarium to live in!
calmagal 0
Don't freak out, I have two snakes....they are attract to the scent of mice and things of That nature, your Roomate is f***in with you
eurostar710 11
106- a snake can most certainly be a pet! There is nothing wrong with keeping a snake as a pet. The only thing wrong with keeping a snake as a pet is an irresponsible owner. And the same can be said about dogs and cats. Snakes make for a very rewarding pet. After working with them and getting them comfortable around you, you get a great sense of accomplishment. And if you know how to handle snakes, they can be as cuddly as a puppy. I take my Red Tail Boa out and he wraps up around me and we will watch tv 'together'. Sorry for rambling, but my hobby is being threatened by many bills in congress and when I see people post things like you did I feel the need to share the truth with them. My hobby shouldn't be outlawed because of misinformation and biased fears. Ok I'm rambling again. I'll stop this time.
MeowMix92 5
Get your facts straight and get a new cage..problem solved?
xXobnoxiousXx 3
dont trust whàt beeds for seven days without dying
Synistiel 14
Sorry for necroing this, but period blood doesn't contain much blood. It's only a small amount. And snakes aren't attracted to blood.
ImTheAlpha 30
Period blood has a different sent and look.
idlechaos 6
You know when you have you're period there's no blood
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Sharks are attracted to blood. Snakes are attracted to heat.
ZTPartin 17
Time to get a new roommate