Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML
Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML
Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML
Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML
Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML
Today, when I warned my guests to check the toilet for snakes, I meant it. FML
Today, I was running water for a relaxing bath. There have been some problems with the town's water for a while now, so I was pleased when the water looked so clear. Right as I thought that, however, the water instantly changed from crystal clear to shit brown. FML
Today, I heard on television that a body was found in my city's water reservoir. Word is that it was dead for over a week. I've been drinking and showering with that water. FML
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Top comments
jchansfan 0
-Eyes light up upon seeing location- CRICKEY ITS A SNAKE! I know, I'm a bad person... =(
mordantennui 0
Basilisk! That is all..
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Comments (82)
wtfismyfml 0
yummy (pukes)
FailsFTW 0
how does that happen?
bunniex1 11
:O I LOVE the used. Ironically I also love mcr
ajscw 0
Sue the water place
canesul 0
I thought the same thing
garrettgoshorn 0
Now this is what I call "snaking the drain"
smump 0
He can't the water supply is in his house.
jchansfan 0
-Eyes light up upon seeing location- CRICKEY ITS A SNAKE! I know, I'm a bad person... =(
_Naboo_ 0
^THIS. But yeah, that sucks. Also, there's no way he could deserve that. Unless he killed a snake(s).
FML_334 0
You are an idiot. Quite simple, really. Your the kind of idiot that thinks we all ride Kangaroos to school and play digeridoo's in our spare time. Honestly, the sterotypes about Australia are rediculous.
sadistmonkey 19
come on....we understand that stereotypes are stereotypes and that they aren't 100% true, so let us just have our fun.
yehr 0
he's kidding.
cheque_please 0
omg!
AndelleRae 9
Ugh. Just imagine how long you've been ingesting snake water before it finally started decomposing. *gag* I am so sorry.
mordantennui 0
Basilisk! That is all..
alicekyra 0
you are awesome! basilisk
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Pipesss...
xxmollyxx 25
Oh no, now that image will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Disgusting! :( FYL.
Superawesomestev 0
bad ass
smartass101 0
if you were getting water for the kettle that means that you were going to boil it, so the water would have been fine to drink. and that poor snake, i wonder how he got in to the water supply. also, @#6, a basilisk is a lizard, not a snake.
theatregrl2 0
@ #10 it was a Harry Potter reference
epicman1999 0
www.aaamgames.com is epic
spank_u_veryhard 0
at least you're boiling the water lol FYL