Today, I was grounded by my dad for "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML
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Today, my doctor lectured me for 20 minutes about 'drug seeking behaviour' when I asked for more anti-anxiety medication. I need it because my shithead 15 year-old son found my pills and took them to get wasted. I need the meds in the first place because he's constantly pulling shit like this. FML
Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, my psychotic step-dad asked me if I'm doing drugs. I replied with a massive amount of sarcasm: "Yeah, all of 'em. Especially meth." He flipped out, searched my room top to bottom, then grounded me "for good" until I tell him where I hid the supposed drugs. FML
Today, after constantly shaming me for my ADHD and anti-anxiety pills, my family finally convinced me to drop $250 on their trusted psychiatrist friend because they thought he’d talk me out of taking them. He recommended higher doses of everything. FML
Today, my grandma told everyone I'm using steroids and amphetamines, all because she mistook my protein powder and vitamin pills for drugs. FML
Today, I was dismissed because of my company's strict "no drugs" policy. Yesterday, I had a talk with my team leader and confessed that I have to take antidepressants; this arse then reported it to the management, and they fired me because they are not aware of what these pills contain, and it could affect my performance. FML
Today, my dad grounded me. Again. First it was my phone, now my watch. How the hell am I supposed to communicate now? FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I asked my father if it was okay for me to take an ADHD test. He spent about 30 minutes yelling at as to why that is a dumb idea. I have asked multiple people who know me better than anyone else and they believe that I might have ADHD. FML
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Everyday_Galaxy 14
I don't know, those sound like drugs a bad-ass gangbanger would take.
Zack6849 8
Bitches don't know bout my vitamins
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Comments (51)
ClaireWinchester 17
Paranoid much?
30361 10
Plot twist! OP's dad is a pill popping gangbanger himself!
His_Holiness 18
Adderall is poor man's cocaine, OP if you find your pants starting to sag past your boxers seek professional help.
8born8 18
Where did this "Plot Twist" stuff come from?... If it came from the same place as YOLO and SWAG, then I understand.
fml121785 14
But OP left out the word "my" prescription ADHD medication....hmmm Lindsay Lohan on FML possibly?
8born8 18
Maybe a "sick note" from your mum would help?...
TheWildRover1 12
its her dad not her principal...
lwonderful 11
This is her dad, not the principal at a school
TheDrifter 24
Which is why the note would be from mom not a doctor obviously.
8born8 18
Thank you 34. It was a play on words because a sick note from your mum meant you were legitimately ill.
Kn0wledge123 21
I think your pops been watching too much Breaking Bad
vipirius 18
What does Breaking Bad have to do with this?
Danielle7994 18
I feel like #3 is referring to the previous fml about the father who tore up his son's room looking for drugs because of that show
mrsnugglefunny 10
Druggie......
Everyday_Galaxy 14
I don't know, those sound like drugs a bad-ass gangbanger would take.
Zack6849 8
Bitches don't know bout my vitamins
xXfrostXx 9
Wat
Dodge4x4Ram 46
You call this a FML
Kn0wledge123 21
*an
Ambient25 25
Next time crush those pills OP and sprinkle it on your Lucky Charms like a "Real OG"
Nyx_fml 23
Well, the "multi" in "multivitamin" probably threw him off. You never know what can be in there. Unless you actually read the label.
Zack6849 8
Pff, who reads lables?
SystemofaBlink41 27
I know, right? Who needs to know the daily dose? Fit all you can in your hand and swallow those bastards down with Vodka.
sleepRX 16
26: I know right?! reading the label of a multivitamin is mind boggling. a shampoo bottle, I can understand ;)
Cheeley 17
Damn you party hard.