Surewhatever
Not on a plane
Today, when I warned my guests to check the toilet for snakes, I meant it. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Welcome to Florida
Psssssych!
Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML
seriousdubsteplover
Australia
Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML
Katie
Reserved
Lurker
Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML
Tim
United States
Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
Today, my friendly neighbor asked me to check in on his apartment every few days while he's gone on vacation. You can imagine my horror when I walked in for the first time and found out he's a snake breeder. Twelve more days to go. FML
Mojosahomo
Salt Lake City, United States
Thanksssss
Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML
cantwin
Zwevegem, Belgium
It wasn't me!
Today, I visited my grandma. Shortly after I arrived, she freaked out after finding a "snake" in her closet. It was a rubber snake that my brother must have put there yesterday as a prank. I picked it up and told her it was fake. She then yelled at me for playing such a disgusting prank on her. FML
anonymous
Lowell, United States
Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML
TheHezzer
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Nightmare fuel
Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML
Top comments
bullsonyourface 20
please, tell us more
ojosRojos 28
...why would you say that if you didn’t mean it?
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bullsonyourface 20
please, tell us more
RichardPencil 32
"Get those motherfuckin' snakes out of my motherfuckin' poop!" - S.L. Jackson A great line from a terrible movie!
Zoey775 16
Oh pleaseeeeeee more info
ojosRojos 28
...why would you say that if you didn’t mean it?
Surewhatever 36
As a joke maybe? Something like "don't let the bed bugs bite?" A couple years ago I found a black racer in my toilet, it got away and I found it a month later! I think it had lived in my bathroom the whole time! I almost never sit on the toilet (even those blurry middle of the night trips) without checking now. I was starting to let down my guard thinking it was a freakish occurrence, but in the past month I've found two more snakes in my bathroom! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Surewhatever 36
BTW, WTF...aka Welcome To Florida!🤪