Anonymous
United States
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
LuxTheSarcastic
Apex, United States
Today, my mother dragged me to the mall to get me out of the house and to get me to stop using my phone. She then spent the whole trip talking on her phone instead of actually interacting with me. FML
Sam
United States
Lost
Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks but no thanks
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
ughh
United States
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Boo
Australia
Thanks, I guess…
Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML
Crampon
United States
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
slukaa
United States
Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML
Still Waiting
Wenatchee, United States
Welcome home!
Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Another non-emergency
Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML
thanksmom
United States
Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
"Hmm, Christmas I'll be in Mexico. Hmm when's your birthday again? I'll be busy then too. The only time I can pencil you in would be April fools day. Would that work?"
sleepindevil 15
At least she won't be able to turn around and say that she has other plans on the day?
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sleepindevil 15
At least she won't be able to turn around and say that she has other plans on the day?
Epic_Fail911 15
Is your mom Kris Jenner?
deadmeow5 0
hold on lemme tweet this ..
EvilPotato 15
You gotta hang out with your mom more often.
kaykay20 0
Actually one her plans could change anytime seeing as she most likely has a time consuming job that may call her to work whenever necessary. Quite unfortunate but at least she's trying to make time.
blueberry_211 0
That's embarrassing ...
duckie227 22
Not really. My mom and I are so busy with 2 jobs each we have to schedule one night a month to hang out. That's not embarrassing at all
MrKlutch 1
Maybe you and your mother should have finished high school
HerpYourDerp 7
Ahh, motherly love.
Evan___B 4
She must be organized :)
ellybelly_502 4
#61 I love my Siri :) I'd do it too lol
pitchblease 2
You poor thing... Funny story, this is how I got rejected from a girl once. Pulled out her iPhone and "went through her busy schedule". Nothing was written...
pitchblease 2
Not funny as in haha, funny as in weird. Considering her story reminds me of an old one of mine.
Em_I_Am 5
That doesn't mean anything. I have a very busy schedule but have nothing written in my calendar on my phone. I write everything in a planner.
LiveLaughFML 10
awe :( but I have one question..how were you able to figure out she had nothing written for plans or anything on her iPhone? unless you were looking over her shoulder, but, uh..lol.
Savra_fml 17
# 5, post an FML about it
sectorleader 2
Hey hey hey, this ain't your FML now gtfo
you_and_me_fml 8
My dad does that all the time.. Parental love at its finest
whited666 0
I think ghats a "yes" at lest'
Em_I_Am 5
What is that, Shakespeare?
youtubetre_fml 14
She takes care of you ... :)
wishfulmidget 0
yeah my dad does that too lolz
leadman1989 16
Wait till you see the bill! You- >:0