Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML
Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter sprayed themselves with a ton of deodorant and perfume respectively. The two clouds of spray have combined into a noxious gas that slowly traveled through the house, giving everybody an instant, massive headache. Everybody, except my son and daughter. They think they smell great. FML
Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
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Top comments
McNikk 15
Axe him to stop.
tupelo 6
Ugh.. I wish guys didn't think using a shitload of Axe makes them smell good.
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Comments (118)
mattrd_fml 31
it's illegal for a brother and sister to share a room unless they are small children...
Steffi 26
WTF? Where is this illegal?
Serisent 26
Citation needed.
mattrd_fml 31
my mistake. its not illegal. I thought it was. and while trying to look it up online apparently there are a lot of other people who think the same thing.
Trigabyte 8
I guess you can't resist it? That really sucks, Axe is incredibly stupid. I'm a teenage boy and I don't even know that from experience. It is just, bad.
puggypark 14
Get outta there
CreepInTheCorner 11
At least he doesn't smell bad....
Randomness90 27
Yuck, what is with guys think it makes them smell good. my cousin uses old spice and he thinks he smells great. usually everyone else around him is hacking from the smell. But in truth its not just guys its girls as well with their purfume.
RedPillSucks 33
Marketing. For some reason people believe what they see on TV commercials.
thebomb553 5
Bring some friends over and tell them to act disgusted by the smell of axe (unless they already are, more power to you). That might convince him to try other products.
zeuslovesyaoi 17
He does realize axe commercials were made by women to spot the douchebags right?
8Dani 10
you share a room with a guy? doubtful.
RedPillSucks 33
Why is that doubtful? Not every family can afford a house with a separate room for each sibling.
adam27 8
You realize that if OP's brother sang the jingle like that he himself would not become a ripped male. He would be given a hot tub with two other ripped men in it..waiting for him
elizacandle 29
I get it on this one. My cousin and I share a room and I'm allergic to perfumes too! FYL