Today, I was told that I don't meet the minimum requirements for a job I applied for. I currently hold the same job, at the same facility, but just wanted a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualified for the job I've had for 2 and a half years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my application for a holiday role at a department store was declined because I was "not as qualified as some other candidates." I worked this exact same job at this exact same store last year. FML
Today, I received a letter telling me I'm not qualified for a job I've been unofficially doing for the last three years. It's the fourth letter I've gotten since applying. I guess it wouldn't be too bad if I didn't have to train the new person who got the job instead of me. FML
Today, after trying so hard to get myself back on my feet, I had an amazing interview and I was hired on the spot. I was so happy, until I read the position I was given, and it turns out I didn't get full-time, I got barely enough hours to even be part-time. FML
Today, I was notified that I'm being discharged after two weeks because my employers don't have the time to train me at my first real job in six years. FML
Today, I got notice that I didn't get the new position I applied for at work. After two interviews, pay negotiation and paperwork, as well as years of giving this place all my time, I found out my boss gave it to his friend's daughter, who has no experience or credentials needed for the position. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I didn't get the job that I have been working my butt off for over a year for is because they can't find anybody who can do my current job as good as me. I'm too good to be promoted. FML
Today, I was told that I have to apply to keep the job that I've held for the past two years. There are so many other applicants that it's basically a free-for-all. FML
Today, I discovered that I needed to reapply for my job in order to have a chance at keeping it. The applications closed yesterday. FML
Today, my hours got cut because I couldn't make it into work when they called me in. Why couldn't I make it in? I was in an interview for a better job. I didn't get the job. FML
Today, I was let go from my job, because I'm "progressing too quickly and there's no promotions available" and I "can find a better place to work at." FML
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Top comments
Soloman212 28
Don't let your supervisors know that...
Clumsyblonde22 12
Don't feel too bad, when I was looking for a job I was told I wasn't qualified to work in a **** shop.
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groovycrazyjoe 18
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maybe you failed the test
wlddog 14
If you have had the job for 2 years, and still cant pass the test, maybe you need to take a..... Night class.
Soloman212 28
Don't let your supervisors know that...
sirpantselot 22
Totally - joke's on them in this one.
Solid_Hippo 4
Depending on the job, flow of business day and night fluctuate often. Maybe you're not ready for a harder shift?
Clumsyblonde22 12
Don't feel too bad, when I was looking for a job I was told I wasn't qualified to work in a **** shop.
someteenager 13
Ouch. Maybe they thought you were too innocent looking?
timelessone 16
Yeah they only hire people who look like creepers.
Clumsyblonde22 12
If they only knew...
flockz 20
maybe it's because you're a dog?
perdix 31
#4, they noticed that you choked on a cocktail weiner they served during the interview process. If you had gotten to the third call-back, you'd have gotten free kielbasa!
Mooish 18
Since my family owns and runs adult shops, anymore you need a college degree and need to be demonstrate and at many you need to be a certain age.
ApollosMyth 22
I'm sorry 36, but what in hells name were you trying to say?
sotheresthisgirl 8
36- You need to be a certain age at ALL adult stores. You must be at least 18 to enter any adult store without a legal guardian, none the less work at one.
Clumsyblonde22 12
Damn, I was hoping they wouldn't see how bad my gag reflex is. I really need to work on that more.
sigurd 11
You don't have to be a certain age to enter an adult store over here, so I guess not "ALL" adult stores...
emilyjgraham 34
In the UK you can enter some like Ann Summers from any age because the front of the store is general underwear. You need to 18 to enter the back bit with all the toys. :)
tj5810 21
Take my advice, you're probably better off anyways. It's awkward and uncomfortable to explain to any future reputable employers.
AshaaFerreira 22
Actually I work at a **** shop and the reason they hired me is because one I took musical theatre so I'm not shy, which is good because I get a lot of customers who ask me weird questions on all if our products. Also sadly there is a lot of theft at a **** shop which is another reason why I was hired I graduated from police foundations and was trained on how to properly do a citizens arrest. Yeah I was shocked too.
sotheresthisgirl 8
It is called an "adult store" for a reason. Yes, there are some provocative stores which you can enter under 18, but those are not "adult stores". They mostly have a 18+ section. Which, like I said, you must be 18 to enter.
JACKxRAWR 22
"I'm sorry sir, your neck-beard isn't scraggly enough to work here."
Blurgas 16
And now I can't help but wonder if they might try to use that as an excuse to fire you...
Bcfrmkc816 17
Yep why piss and mon about the shift your on be happy you have a decent payin or a job at all
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Job or not, the night shift can take a lot out of a person, especially when they've been there for a decent amount of time. Also people sometimes tend to want to have lives.
someteenager 13
Upper management is just plain evil. Who the hell as a kid said "when I grow up, I want to be a manager!" I've worked in a call center, and anyone who has knows what I'm talking about.
ekb777 13
I think it depends on where you work. As a manager myself I think we're not too bad. As long as we're friendly and don't rule with an iron fist our employees can respect and even enjoy working with us
blessedbylife 6
gotta love administrators that have never worked the job themselves making the rules
someteenager 13
Yeah, that's true. I was just trying to sympathize with the OP. I know you aren't all bad, just like all Americans are fat, right-wing pro-gun activists who deep fry everything.
someteenager 13
Aren't aren't!
ApollosMyth 22
31 - Your typo was amazingly placed. :P Luck isn't on your side.
ironichalibut 24
So which is it, aren't, or aren't aren't? That feels weird to say.
rg350dx 29
They think you're a vampire and fear you will either glitter or evaporate in the daylight.
blessedbylife 6
made me laugh
Bcfrmkc816 17
Lol thanks for the laugh needed one today
mikeymayhem_87 15
Evaporate like water or burst into flames? Either one would be awesome to see
olpally 33
How the **** is that possible??? Go to HR, that's some major bs!
peacelovecoffee 20
But then they might realize he is unqualified and fire him! Don't worry, OP, at least you have a job (for now).
blessedbylife 6
4 years military and a bachelors in criminal justice I was qualified when they hired.me but a admins vendetta makes me no longer qualified I guess
doodlecloud 27
Maybe they never actually bothered to look at his CV and stuff and just said him the standard 'sorry' email?
doodlecloud 27
*sent him
SAspring 17
Count yourself lucky I guess?
Shmatterhorn 38
I suspect that there is a bit of office politics involved here. Maybe the job was being held for a certain person, and OP was not it. I've seen it at my place of employment.