Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, my mother guilted me into going with her to have lunch with my eldest brother. He showed up having obviously not showered, with filthy clothes, and the stench of rotten teeth on his breath. She criticises me for every little thing, but makes excuses for him being a jobless slob for 20 years. FML
Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML
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Top comments
ctosc 21
lure him into the yard and spray him with a hose
feven 32
Tell your parents. It's simple but it'll probably work out.
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Comments (61)
gusthecat 12
Don't sweat it OP, brothers be brothers
saffy66 34
Maybe you could encourage him to seek a second opinion?
jmledford 10
that is nasty, I can't go one day without taking a shower. two at max. guess it's time to pull out the hose.
Skinyrd 17
He sounds like one greasy ************
mfmylifesrsly 30
I'm sure he's a real big hit with the ladies.
ctosc 21
lure him into the yard and spray him with a hose
PhantomKitty 26
"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."
Phantomsnake 10
Hoes before bros
fakedsincerity 32
I think you mean hose before bros, #12!
ZombieSazza 34
#10, I love you, thank you!
Phantomsnake 10
Yes I do, #18 thanks
laden_swallow09 35
Lure him? Just drag the dipshit by his hair and hose down his stank ass.
tyler_the_asiann 16
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Don't SWEAT it. Lol I crack myself up
Tripartita 45
You and #1 should hang out; I think you'd really hit it off.
feven 32
Tell your parents. It's simple but it'll probably work out.
ohSNAPyall 27
How could they not have noticed?
HAMY_fml 23
dump febreze on him in his sleep and tell him the problem is his ass smelling musk
moonlight77 28
I voted "I agree, your life sucks" after reading "Refused to shower". That is just disgusting! Drag him in to that shower if you have too, OP.....with gloves off course.
anyagrande 31
******* gross