Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend’s place for the first time. In the morning, I brushed my teeth using the toothbrush in the cup next to the sink. He came in and said, “Oh, you found the one I use to clean my sneakers.” FML
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I woke up and brushed my teeth as usual. My brother had decided it would be a good time to prank me and rubbed a ton of salt into my toothbrush. A while later, he stood outside the bathroom door repeatedly saying sorry. It was Epsom salt. FML
Today, my mom realized we have been sharing tooth brushes because they are similar colors. I told her it doesn't really matter since we're mother and daughter. She responded by saying that she loves me, but she has no idea where my mouth has been, and she doesn't want my diseases. Thanks mom. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
So, use his facial hair trimmer for a vibrator for a couple weeks. Duh. :)
a2z029_ 0
Gross.
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a2z029_ 0
Gross.
PumpkinTarte 0
That is so gross. I too brush my teeth in the shower, and that has scarred my brushing-teeth-in-shower time for life.
jmspin 0
don't be a shit head. just keep your tooth brush where the rest of them are kept and then grab it on your way in the shower and put it back when you get out
spongebodhi 0
IMPROPER GRAMMAR! HE SAT WITH MY MOM AND ME NOT MY MOM AND I!!! >:( lmfao but srsly dude that sux
leeeighanneee14 0
#63 , the right way is actually " he sat with my mom and I " . YOU FAIL . OP: LOL FYL .
abcdefghiloveyou 0
#67 it's "my mom and me" not I
KitUnreliable 0
It's only "my mom and me" if you're speaking with incorrect, bastardised American English. "My mom and I" is actually the more polite, grammatically correct version.
fleg 9
rule of thumbs in this situation is: when in doubt, take the other person out of the sentence. if they take out the mom, it would be "..and sat with I on the couch." so it's incorrect. the politeness issue comes into play depending on who is mentioned first. putting the mom first is politely appropriate, but it should be "me" and not "i".
Crazyging 0
I think it's 'My Mum and I' too. Just American punctuation is different to British punctuation. So in fact either everyone is right or everyone was PWNED
annihilatedweek 0
So, in British grammar you say "my brother sat with I on the couch"? They taught us in third grade that it's "and I" in the subject, "and me" in the predicate.
simpleplan239999 1
no actually it's "my mom and me" because you wouldn't say "he sat with I" you would say "he sat with me"
rcbarnes 24
I've been scared out of every starting the habit, too...
jskibabe22 4
87 is right about that rule... Its definately my mom and me. And btw 83... You should learn english before telling people they have "bastarized english"
wtfismyfml 0
that is so not nice!
tingting1 0
so you just decided to brush your teeth with a toothbrush you found in the shower??? go buy your own toothbrush
mmeow 0
pretty sure it was OP's toothbrush that she PUT in the shower.
XtommyschickX 0
o man thats gross. time to get revenge >=D
Intoxicunt 6
So, use his facial hair trimmer for a vibrator for a couple weeks. Duh. :)
ifzombiesattack 0
agreed! aha, great comment, #5!
mariahrawks 0
aw ew. gross but clever!
srslyeffed 0
Who the hell brushes their teeth in the shower? YDI.
MiseryLotus 0
Lots of people do. I do, my parents, do, a lot of my friends do...just make sure you get the correct brush.
the_stereotype 0
brushing your teeth in the shower is okay, but leaving your brush there is gross. and i don't really understand if you used a brush you found in the shower or if your brother found it in the shower, but gross!
log1k 3
I with you on this one. YDI.
greenleisuresuit 0
Why would anyone pick up a random toothbrush and use it on their teeth? Idiot.
nikkiandyou 0
ugh, the BROTHER used a "random" toothbrush he found. it was obviously hers/his for their teeth and the brother didnt know, so he used it for his feet. ugh, if youre going to insult someone, at least make sure you read it right.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
Ummm, I don't know what the hell your guys' problem is, but I was assuming that the OP was the one who put the toothbrush in the shower in the first place... and I don't get why you would think any different?
freddyyy 0
Agreed. I'm thinking she put the toothbrush there herself. I don't see anything that leads otherwise, and unlike the majority of this site, I don't assume the worst of people.
Chopperman_fml 0
Who was the toothbrush for in the first place? YDI if it ain't yours.
Calaura9 0
I hope you floss out of the shower. Who knows what your brother could be doing with that stuff.
Vaetrus 0
I'm curious... what else could you use floss for? It's a bit of string really...
AcesAndEights 0
ball suspenders? idk...