jacko
Reserved
Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ripo95
France
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
JasonX0656
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Beardedlady
Madison, United States
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Buggga
Australia
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
dogproblems
Charlotte, United States
Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML
marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Anonymous
Glendale, United States
Army dudes
Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Herbiee
United Kingdom
Back to reality
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
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mynameisal 0
ydi for having a chin
zattele 3
it will be funnier if OP is a girl
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ctFIRE216 0
ydi, shoulda thought about that before joining, then again, you prolly didn't have much choice.
bethan1 4
Make sure you give a copy of that essay to your mom
sugarfoot83 0
ydi for being a shit bag private!!! Get down and give me 50!!!
SpaceMannn 0
i sure hope this is the first time your platoon sergeant saw you naked.
UmbraeCatervae 0
dude i feel your pain. my CO was a dick about that he yelled about it even when we wernt in uniform luckily cav scouts can get away with it in the field sumtimes
killersnake33 0
I always carry a razor in my acu in case someone forgot to shave
ctFIRE216 0
wouldn't have to if y'all had real jobs
ninjadude853 0
dude, 1000 words is like, four pages
muffpuncher 0
stop being a truly boot and shave daily like you're supposed to dirtbag.
ctFIRE216 0
you can't really shave with safety razors.
lastinthebox 0
hey man, it really could be a lot worse. I had to write a 1000 word essay and got a conseling statement because my roommate (who I no longer live with, btw) was late to formation. gotta love the us army
Hwikek 2
You should have gone to college! There essays never catch you by surprize!
ctFIRE216 0
amen