Miscellaneous, Weird and Crush: You OK, hun? - FML

You OK, hun?

By Anonymous - 11/09/2026 15:00 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, I'm not sure if this even qualifies as a confession, but here goes: I'm weirdly but genuinely disappointed that my celebrity crush used to get naked on screen. Somehow my delulu brain had convinced itself she was a proper lady 24/7, on and off screen. FML

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angus 17

Friday 11 September 2026 19:44

Get a life

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 11 September 2026 19:56

1. Turn off the phone; 2. Turn off the television; 3. Find a creative hobby that forces you to interact with other people; 4. ?????; 5. Live a greatly improved life where you care more about yourself and others around you than strangers who don't know (or care) that you exist.

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angus 17

Friday 11 September 2026 19:44

Get a life

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 11 September 2026 19:56

1. Turn off the phone; 2. Turn off the television; 3. Find a creative hobby that forces you to interact with other people; 4. ?????; 5. Live a greatly improved life where you care more about yourself and others around you than strangers who don't know (or care) that you exist.

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