Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Meanwhile, at Harvard…
Today, I raised my hand to answer a question, but I forgot the answer, so when the teacher called on me, I just said, "I need to pee." FML
Gross
Today, in the middle of class, I sneezed out the biggest, wettest booger I have ever seen in my life. I'd used the inside of my elbow to cover my nose, but I neglected to notice that my hair had fallen over my shoulder. I couldn't get it all out of my hair and I don't think any believed me when I said it was hair gel. FML
Tree trunks
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Back to reality
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Assumptions
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Classic confusion
Today, while I was shaving my nose started to itch. Guess which I shaved and which I itched. FML
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karacutiekd 0
@63 you are ridiculously lame
StaticDown 0
WRONG. My boyfriend doesn't understand why women need to shave and says it's perfectly natural to have hair there. And I don't shave often. It's great. And to the person that said I'll never get laid, you're wrong! Assholes. Women, stand up for yourselves! You don't need to put up with guys that make you change, find a guy that will accept you the way your are. Most guys expect that you take them as you are, so make them do the same. When a girl asks a guy to shave down under it's a huge 'no ******* way' but the moment a girl is asked to shave and she says no, it's like the end of the world. Well if you wont shave, I wont either.
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Comments (131)
fml103094 0
thats dumb
sexyscooter 0
YDI for being gross and not taking care of yourself
izzie321 27
The one time I look to see where the person is from...
ime_fml 0
Don't listen to them, it happened to me once too. It's horrible
ilovefatcats 12
myb her/his armpits are hairy?
NorwayGirl87 3
Poor bastard!
christiebaby578 9
it says OP is from France.. don't they NOT shave their armpits there?
alchemist5 0
whats facial hair got to do with anything? :-D
aoife123 0
ba-dum-dum-chh.
whatever202 11
#4 and #6 Um duh, she's a girl and forgot to shave her armpits. Have some empathy. It was probably super embarrassing.
kubaB 0
who cares? that's not embarrassing. least shouldn't be.
Hunthas 17
the same thing happened to me, except with raccoons :( in soviet rusia, armpits shave you!
guernica_fml 0
I don't get it...
SeaMen 3
op is a girl....she had hairy pits
jsmith1199 4
ew well then shave more often.
fmlatwork 0
Ok, I'm going to take a wild guess here and say maybe the OP is a female and she forgot to shave her armpits? If so, that's gross but it happens. Just don't do it again :)
tacopandaroo 12
it's not gross at all actually. no one should be ashamed of body hair
ginger196 14
says the one with a mustache.....
will90 5
ugggghh i just ate...
kayceelove 0
to #8, if the OP is a female, it's still dumb. how can you take showers and not notice you need to shave? or unless your armpit hair grows out THAT fast, then thats gross. definitely an FML then.
Saigee1997 3
Uhm, it's not like you notice very easily....I don't spend my shower studying my arm pits deciphering if I need to shave them or not. Just sayin...>.> and OP, it's happened to me too. But it's natural to grow hair there, so who cares?!
ilovecheeer 0
maybe she doesn't shower regularly....
evilevi 0
You need to shave your hands???
bom_bom 0
dumb ass.. aff
jordangregs 3
are u taking the piss u thick piece of shit
Lasagnaa 24
Was that a joke??