jacko
Reserved
Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ripo95
France
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
JasonX0656
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Beardedlady
Madison, United States
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Buggga
Australia
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
dogproblems
Charlotte, United States
Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML
marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Anonymous
Glendale, United States
Army dudes
Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Herbiee
United Kingdom
Back to reality
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
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mynameisal 0
ydi for having a chin
zattele 3
it will be funnier if OP is a girl
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dabomblyktiktikk 0
WHY ARE YOU ON FML!? STOP PROCRASTINATING!
alxndr5120 7
obzly a fake since no military would have u write a paper on that unless ur in the ROTC or something and even then they would still chew ur ass out and make u run a few miles with a few hundred push ups...
zbennett 0
wow man, this shouldn't be a FML... you deserve it for sure. shaving is a given and a must. quit being a whinin pussy. 1000 words ain't shit. must be a private.
JayMorales 0
they checked your pubes?!?!?!?!
still_thinking 0
if you were in iraq not shaving could have goten you killed. when you where a gas maks it has to be air tight and your beard hairs can move and make your mask...not air tight so be grateful the the platoon leader caught you unshaved and not the insurgens
TheNewGuy03 29
228: not so. having facial hair doesn't prevent a seal of the mask to your face. it's a made-up fact. shaving is, indeed, a formality, and nothing more. |the kid|
meglovesjoe 0
101 you really shouldn't be saying things like that. what are you doing for your country? I'm an army wife therefore, you insulted me. keep comments like that to yourself!
biggizzil 0
lmfao my brother is a marine and is platoon officer saw im spite on the ground and made put the spite in his pocket
RagePX 0
ydi for beeing a jarhead!
99nein 0
My fiance's Gunny Seargent "caught" him laughing and using his pockets, for putting things in, as you generally do. He was made to sew up all his pockets and do a 2500 word essay, all to be done by the next morning at 0600. It could be worse ;) Gunnys seem to love their power trips. (If i offended any Gunnys reading this, i'm sure you're not all that bad, but his sucks.)
dridri97 0
shave wat haha seriously