jacko
Reserved
Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ripo95
France
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
JasonX0656
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Beardedlady
Madison, United States
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Buggga
Australia
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
dogproblems
Charlotte, United States
Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML
marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Anonymous
Glendale, United States
Army dudes
Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Herbiee
United Kingdom
Back to reality
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
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mynameisal 0
ydi for having a chin
zattele 3
it will be funnier if OP is a girl
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infantry11b 0
haha im in iraq why the **** would you give a **** if i shaved or not when where out on missions its barely noticible so **** that shit.
Flutist 3
So you have time to be on here but not to shave or learn proper English?
infantry11b 0
haha im in iraq why the **** would you give a **** if i shaved or not when where out on missions its barely noticible so **** that shit.
FHGrif 0
Actually that sounds like a cool paper.
kathira120 3
I'll start your essay off: Shaving is really really really really...(994 words later) important. best of luck, mate!
2igutierrez31 2
thts wht u get
infantry11b 0
**** u
Freyr_fml 2
You won't kill terrorists unshaven.
SpaceMannn 0
you unshaven + a creepy platoon sergeant catching you unshaven = a 1000 word essay. Haha
finndizzle 0
this sounds fake. I have never ever heard of anyone having to write an essay on the importance of shaving. if this was the first time it's happened then I'm sure he would have Been told to go shave. repeat offense comes with disciplinary actions. there are better ways to make someone to remember to shave than writing a childish essay lol
ANTLink19 4
don't be a sack of shit. shave next time.
skyeyez9 25
134: Just because you haven't heard of that doesn't mean it is not true. Plt sgts can and do get shitty when a soldier comes in to work and has a 5 o'clock shadow on their face. He's lucky that's all he had to do. I remember a soldier named pvt bizo getting smoked for about an hour, screamed at, plus the 1,000 essay on "military bearing" cause he showed up at formation without shaving. Depends on your supervisor. If he's a douche, you will get in alot of trouble.