jacko
Reserved
Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ripo95
France
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
JasonX0656
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Beardedlady
Madison, United States
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Buggga
Australia
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
dogproblems
Charlotte, United States
Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML
marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Anonymous
Glendale, United States
Army dudes
Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Herbiee
United Kingdom
Back to reality
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
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mynameisal 0
ydi for having a chin
zattele 3
it will be funnier if OP is a girl
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Igor_g5 0
You should know that you have to shave. YDI.
username5000 0
YDI for joining the marines?
rlerke 0
ydi, when you sign up, you're taught all the rules and regulations.
zaraza 0
I forgot to fold my bed properly once and was given two bricks and told to grind one brick down to fit in a box of matches with the other brick
bashehm 0
what i read "today ,my platoon sergeant caught me on fml telling the world I'm a retarded now I have to write a 10000 word essay on why I suck, fml"
We_Tod_Ed 0
AR 670-1....
tubeofKY 0
drop and give me 20! you are a dumb idiot!
rogueangel9 4
is the Military that pussy now that you have to write essays? In the real man's Army, he would've gotten his head ripped off and the platoon Sargent would've taken a healthy shit down his neck. I bet he'd never forget to shave again.
jameses19 0
shit an essay? try filling 500 sandbags for not shaving! I would have taken the essay any day of the week! and for the people that are asking why is shaving in the military so important? it's really not, it's the importance of always trying to maintain a professional appearance!
Flutist 3
Then don't forget to shave your balls, soldier. It is important to make your ass clean so the sergeant can ream you a good one with his fist. Oh, and make sure you gargle so when they **** your mouth you have minty fresh breath. That would be the only reason to be complaining about this. Obviously it can't be too hard if you have time to be on the internet to complain.