Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Nice try
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML
Today, I deliberately snapped a pic of myself and edited it to add to my story, in order to make my ex think I have a life on a Saturday night. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Without me
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Many such cases
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
Get a life
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
Today, I realized my online dating profile has gotten more views with no picture than it has with my picture. FML
Today, I took multiple pictures of my blanket and pillow pet, trying to get the "perfect pose" so I could post it on Facebook with a cheesy joke. I'm 30. FML
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alicia_was_here 3
hows that mean you dont have a life?
metalmusic 0
I do that.
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alicia_was_here 3
hows that mean you dont have a life?
thikimo 0
cause that was the highlight of her day. or it's a guy.
a_b_b_s 1
who puts on makeup for a facebook picture?
PixiiLuv 0
maybe she's actually ugly without a makeup? or
JustJess666 0
I do and so do most girls. duh!
alicia_was_here 3
well if thats all she looks forward to during the day then i doubt she has friends that even look at her pictures anyway
sarah48_fml 0
um since when has putting on makeup been a bad thing? lol this isn't a fml..
samantha987 0
i don't get this one... it doesn't seem like an fml. btw what's anti flood protection???
imlagginglol 0
YDI for being an attention *****
WhyTheFace4 0
I think it's that she got all prettied up. not to go out and have fun but rather to take a picture for a social website where she has 20 friends and they're all family.
soonersbaby21 0
I don't think op is referring to the makeup, but the fact that putting on makeup for a facebook pic is the only thing she has to do because she has no friends, life, selfesteem, hobbies, etc. Fyl op for being either so bitchy and unagreeable, or ugly and shy that you have no friends.
cacheson 42
Soonersbaby21, I know people who have trouble with keeping/making friends for no reason other than bad luck/choices in friends, and they don't match any of the negative qualities you described.
NoelZ 0
wow photoshop too eh?
SacOmonkeyNuts 0
all you bitches don't worry about makeup, I'll smear some monkey nut sweat on your faces. it'll be an improvement for u all anyway. Monkey nut juice bitches!!!!!!
NuyoRicanGirl 3
wow u call this crap an fml??? :-/
lildrummerboy47 0
I know a few girls who do that and they have a life. don't worry about it.
mshoes12346 3
people who care too much about their looks duhh
MarkSeattle 0
Facebook = Satan. so you're getting pretty for the devil. just saying...
seanders 10
Who cares, look at FML, it's turned into a stupid jailbait picture server....
MyNameIsInvictus 0
what is this shit? who cares?
happy_dino 6
Omg!!! There are sooo many LAME fmls!!!! Don't choose these lame ass fmls!! There are much better fmls than this!! Like the one with the kid who was left alone when their family went to a fair!!! or something MUCH BETTER!!!!!!! >:(
Igor_g5 0
If you post a comment too soon after your last one they won't let you. it kinda sucks.
iP00PonN00bz 0
people who think they're ugly that's who
SeanFredrick 3
my cat didn't need makeup for his photo-shoot
NuyoRicanGirl 3
why the hell did my comment get moderated when all I said was..... you call this crap an FML???? putting on make up for any pic even for FB does not mean u don't have a life dumb ass!!!!!
quent10 0
it's funny because you used sarcasm to say one thing but mean the opposite
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
I put on makeup for pictures! I mean what girl doesn't? (unless they have sensitive skin, of course)
seanders 10
Just look at FML, it's become a slutty jailbait picture server...
JohnGraveline 0
You attention *****!!!!!!
hate_spoons 0
wow what a loser!
Brittney_E 0
**** FACEBOOK! 'nuff said
tienjt 3
The phrase "no life" is subjective and is thrown around so often that it's getting lame. You can do whatever you want in the 70 or more years you have on this earth. Besides, what defines a "life?" You think hanging out friends and going to places automatically means you have a so-called "life?" A person who plays videogames all day has just as much a "life" as you do; he just lives it differently. Personally, I lose respect for those who insult others by saying that they have no "life."
skull_candy 0
very well said my man. i never thought about it like that.
Matu 4
now that I think about it,that's pretty sad. Low self esteem grows in fat chicks. don't let it grow in you.
skyttlz 32
Sean! I missed ur comments!
gurlthatwalks 0
sadly I know alottttt of people who do that
SeanFredrick 3
93- me? thanks! I guess
xesyeso 0
sadly, i do the same thing. your not alone.
leggichick 0
#40 you sound like a dumbfuck
omfgrofl1337 0
pretty sure everyone who has a pic up right now made it just for fml or facebook therefore y'all need lives
omfgrofl1337 0
87 has no life
Dinkle 1
The slide to unlock didnt work...
metalmusic 0
I do that.
blondierat 0
I do that. who hasn't?
sarah48_fml 0
#6 right?
brenduh911 0
uhhhm'? I'm confused...I do that all the time... even if I'm just staying in or going out..
Bekll 31
Same here. I may be going out or just do it to make a new picture. How the hell is this an FML or a YDI?
NeroKR13 0
thikimo you're cute :)
djbrooke12345 0
ummm this isn't an fml... I do that sometimes
emilypwnsyourmom 0
16-are you trying to be Ke$ha or some shit?looks like it.
PplMakeMistakes 2
58 is lol
kitkatt978 5
you look like Ke$ha.....she's s drunk ***** who can't sing.... nuff said
Jay1_fml 0
I'd say F your life, but you don't have a life to get F-ed
Jay1_fml 0
or maybe you do?? either way I'm going in circles now so =p
liloneex3 0
wellllll I put makeup on for fb profile pics, only when I'm bored. but I have a life (; ^___^
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for using facebook. YDI for wearing makeup. YDI for taking photos. YDI for whining about it instead of doing something about it.
BringTheHeat 0
i dont believe this is a real fml.
PhillyFox 0
...So? A lot of people do that.