jacko
Reserved
Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ripo95
France
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
JasonX0656
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Beardedlady
Madison, United States
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Buggga
Australia
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
dogproblems
Charlotte, United States
Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML
marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Anonymous
Glendale, United States
Army dudes
Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Herbiee
United Kingdom
Back to reality
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
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mynameisal 0
ydi for having a chin
zattele 3
it will be funnier if OP is a girl
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TheThomasJarrett 0
what did you expect? a thousand word essay? I know you military type are made out to be meat heads but that's friggin' high school shit
rafter007_fml 0
well you could die if you don't shave. gasmask would not fit to well!
kethery 0
any essay? what r u a a troop of? the girl scouts?
kethery 0
how can y'all people think this is bad for him. he's in the ******* military for ***** sake. grow a set and suck it up. i
lawlatyourfml 0
YDI. you're an idiot. if you couldn't keep up with the responsibility of being in the military, then maybe you shouldn't have joined. its really not that hard to shave either
Luunatic 13
Lol baha that sucks. Can't believe you cant have the slightest hair on ur face. I'm a girl. The only thing that sucks for us is our hair -_- btw i am NOT in the military. I'm just in JROTC.
krazy_93 0
ok that's your own fault you should no the proper bearing. I'm 16 and I know proper bearing for both males and females...... that's sad
ctran 0
you pussy suck it up if you're in the military. my God you wouldn't hear anyone from WWII complaining about it. oh wait...that's when real men still existed
xXMudkipNoobXx 7
*cough cough* douche
dbjb40 0
the military can be an unfair place glad I'm not a dude even though I like a little stubble
birds_fml 7
I prefer guys with beards, but still YDI. You know what the rules are (and my brother is in the military, so I know you're supposed to be clean shaven), and you failed to follow them. So now you have to write an essay, which is better than having to do 1000 pushups or something.