jacko
Reserved
Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ripo95
France
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
JasonX0656
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Beardedlady
Madison, United States
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Buggga
Australia
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
dogproblems
Charlotte, United States
Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML
marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Anonymous
Glendale, United States
Army dudes
Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Herbiee
United Kingdom
Back to reality
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
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mynameisal 0
ydi for having a chin
zattele 3
it will be funnier if OP is a girl
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Comments (161)
Twitch304 0
been there.... it sucks lol
Jrshep4187 7
nbc....and u look like a jackass...
Burbman 1
oh poor baby. Get over it, I've had worse happen to me by my sergeants, and i've seen even worse done to friends of mine. I'm pretty sure you'll live
the_huldra 1
Why don't you just shave?
usmcsweeney 1
next time don't be a bag nasty and shave!
rmeyer6 0
you signed up for the army. YDI OP whatever weird punishment they give you. everyone knows they do weird shit like that
audiophileMom 11
How do you stretch: "If I don't shave my gas mask won't seal properly and I might die." to 1000 words?
Turukmactao 0
Lucky bitch I was thrown into a chalk board and chewd for nearly 35 mins not from one not from two not from three but four staff sgts
myall 0
You know better
mandy248 0
Haha my platoon sergeant does that to in jrotc