jacko
Reserved
Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ripo95
France
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
JasonX0656
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Beardedlady
Madison, United States
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Buggga
Australia
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
dogproblems
Charlotte, United States
Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML
marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Anonymous
Glendale, United States
Army dudes
Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Herbiee
United Kingdom
Back to reality
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
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mynameisal 0
ydi for having a chin
zattele 3
it will be funnier if OP is a girl
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H8fulwanker 1
LOL!! I thought he was talking about shaving 'down' there, I was thinking wow the military really likes their guys 'clean' and 'neat'.
noonereally 6
You joined the army. YDI
realdr 0
wtf!!!!
Compass 0
So your gas mask fits and you don't die. Essay complete, Sergeant!
lolpwnagelol 0
1000 words is nothing! I'm in year 9 and I write more than that
highabovethebest 1
First of, I absolutely adore all the "Uncle Rico" guys out there (Napoleon Dynamite- "back in my day I could throw a football over the mountains") I can see why y'all are upset, its a gentler, kindler Army, but it doesn't necessarily equate to not getting properly punished. Getting smoked sucks, but it's making you stronger. Writing an essay on the other hand, just annoys the **** out of you. Now, on a side note to that. Get a sham shaver, keep it in your lower cargo pocket. you never know when you'll need it. Now all the people saying that you can't get a proper seal on your mask if you're unshaved, you've been proven wrong by a chaplain. He got a proper seal with a bushy ass beard, so that being said, the only importance is staying within regulation. In reality OP I'd only feel bad for you if this happened in korea, where you have to shave every day. regardless of whether you're on leave, pass, weekend... Then to the civies discussing war and how pointless it is, let's just say that outside of ending slavery, holocaust, Nazism, Fascism, and dictatorships, war has never solved anything >.<
awesomenick100 0
um was it just ur face that u didn't shave?
AshDramatiicsxz 2
Then you should have shaved and at least it wasnt 2000 words !
brumi_fml 0
You signed a contact FYL hahahaha
chrisamagod 0
if you where my joe you wouldnt have to do that but.... i carry an old bic just for that situation see i like to make sure to square away my joes. btw i may of used on a few things i shouldnt of so its not quite sharp anymore.