Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. I went to pull the cord to request a stop when the driver slammed on the breaks to avoid running a red light, causing me to get thrown out of my seat and slide down the aisle and hit my head on a pole by the front of the bus. FML
Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
A bump made you hit someone? Please, you were just looking for an excuse to slap the old nuttsack.
memo619 0
it'd be funnier if the old man punched you back
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Comments (70)
andruha1123 5
ydi for hitting on old men
Bano360 25
Hitting on?
Danny300 0
Fail
GeraldisTheG 3
what's wrong with hitting/hitting on old men? they so sexc
iBanana 17
Thats a win win for the bus driver. He got your money, AND he kicked off a malichious person. :D
GtDriver 6
Malicious.
BisFitty 7
ur lucky it wasn't epic beard man!
MizzKrista 0
first! sorry OP that suck!
MizzKrista 0
^sucks!
AnagenisisZagus 13
You are a failure. Second and now third. You lose the race. Here is a ******' lolly for your participation. Acehole.
MizzKrista 0
Wow! Really?? I think I kinda figured that out already dumbass!
Doortje 30
A bump made you hit someone? Please, you were just looking for an excuse to slap the old nuttsack.
insanesna1l 0
what's that got to do with hitting old people?
chrstygrl06 10
Because he is old..
you_and_me_fml 8
i know right, gosh.. thats everyones excuse these days
chrstygrl06 10
Oops, wrong comment, sorry:)
Hanimon 0
Who can resist the ol' nutsack nowadays -.-
emodude44 0
In gay porno, Old nutsack slap you!
CommonSenseKarma 17
I rather fancy the idea that the old guy rammed his head into your fist. Old people these days... can't get enough socialism on their own.
AnagenisisZagus 13
You hit an old man? Accidently? Oh my! How could this be? Back of the bus, sister-******! Hah, you wish. Walk your uncoordinated ass home.
AnagenisisZagus 13
I probably should not have said the whole sister thing, huh?
TheSilencer30 13
What did you say
Stupidpeopleanno 5
At least you burned some calories?
guy0ne101 0
cool story
memo619 0
it'd be funnier if the old man punched you back
WillemCoster 0
that would be a great fml " i was on the bus it hit a bump i accidently hit an old man then he broke my nose Fml" lol
Jonkbaby 23
being on a bus while hitting the bumps is the best part for a male
testthecoal 5
at least you didn't pick you nose when he hit that bump
blinkee_115 0
Did the old man cry?
iIixoxiIi 0
I believe so, otherwise the driver wouldn't let him get off!