Anonymous
Wareham, United States
Homeschooled?
Today, I found out my boyfriend didn’t know what quotation marks are. He’s 34. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
why lie
Age ain't nothing but a number
Today, my boyfriend renewed his driver's license and showed me the picture. I told him he needed to go back because they'd put the wrong birthdate. Turns out the idiot forgot he’s been lying to me about his age the whole time we’ve been together. He’s not actually 30. He’ll be 43 in two months. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I finally got to surprise my boyfriend with a birthday cake. I spent four days planning the perfect one. First thing he says? "Erm, you know I'm 32, right?" I got his age wrong. FML
Anonymous
Moncton, Canada
Thanks, babe
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Goldfinger
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
bruh_im18
Metairie, United States
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Anonymous
Virginia Beach, United States
It's pronounced Renesmée
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Ifeelya
Kinda sus
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
Ignored
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
cek4uytp
United States
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
bunnyyy
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Disrespect to the max
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML
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Chazzster 32
If this is the only problem you have with your boyfriend, count yourself as fortunate. It’s hard to say if your boyfriend was poorly educated, just coasted through school, or is partially illiterate for some other reason. If this is just one of many things pointing to him being functionally illiterate then if you are looking for a future provider then look elsewhere unless a future of living on a McJob is OK with you. It is possible to remedy a poor education, but it is very difficult to do and the older we get the more difficult that is.
RichardPencil 32
What did he think people were doing when they held up both hands and wiggled two fingers on each hand as they emphasized a word? If I said he was an "idiot," he'd think I just threw in random apostrophes and I was the idiot?
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Chazzster 32
If this is the only problem you have with your boyfriend, count yourself as fortunate. It’s hard to say if your boyfriend was poorly educated, just coasted through school, or is partially illiterate for some other reason. If this is just one of many things pointing to him being functionally illiterate then if you are looking for a future provider then look elsewhere unless a future of living on a McJob is OK with you. It is possible to remedy a poor education, but it is very difficult to do and the older we get the more difficult that is.
Sdog 6
Is he “stupid”?
RichardPencil 32
What did he think people were doing when they held up both hands and wiggled two fingers on each hand as they emphasized a word? If I said he was an "idiot," he'd think I just threw in random apostrophes and I was the idiot?
Nhayaa2.0 17
The background image has never been more appropriate.