Today, I was in my hotel room. I picked up an expensive wine from the mini fridge, just to see what it is. I heard a mechanical "bling". I was charged for it. Then, I tried to put it back, only to hear another "bling". I was charged twice for expensive wine that I won't even drink. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dropped a $400 bottle of wine while trying to get the cork out. FML
Today, I arrived at a cheap but nice hotel. I normally couldn't pay for it, but it was only slightly more expensive than camping, so I decided to treat myself. Ten minutes after arriving, I felt dizzy while standing in the bathroom, sat down on the toilet, and broke the lid almost in half. It'll cost me 50 euros extra. FML
Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML
Today, a self check-in hotel charged me 50 bucks for an iPad charger I allegedly stole. On the security footage I can be seen removing a charger. It was my own charger that I'd plugged in because the iPad for the check-in didn't work and the charger was missing. I even contacted the helpline about it, which can be seen on the footage. FML
Today, I needed to relax, so I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished, I went to put the tray outside, not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room, wearing smiley face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML
Today, I opened my fridge. It's entire contents: half a takeaway meal and 4 bottles of wine. FML
Today, I found out that just because my roommate doesn't buy alcohol, it doesn't mean she isn't stealing mine and slowly replacing it with water. That bottle cost me $150 and was destined to be a present for my best friend, whom I haven't seen in years. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, I knocked over and broke one of two very expensive wine bottles. As I was using the mop to clean it up, the handle knocked over and broke the other. FML
Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
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Top comments
iluvchanman 0
can't u just explain the problem to a manager? if not, that sucks!
ikickyourdog 0
maybe the 2nd bling was it uncharging you
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Comments (136)
04VWR32 6
first?
sonic_boom 0
second?
aardvarkish 17
1&3 = Dumb & Dumber
04VWR32 6
I know. I heard it was the popular thing to do though.
iSitt 0
I never touched the minibar. everytime I go to a hotel I stop at a convenience store first.
nirvanafan980 0
suprised no one is replying to the first comment just to be on top.
the_flirtt 0
well atleast you have something good to drink ;)
ATL_chris 6
lmao, not even just one he got two
ohthebloodygore 16
28, suprised...?
ohthebloodygore 16
29*
rallets 23
we ARE replying to first comment..its just not there spooky, huh?
brianjman14 23
YDI. Don't you know if you pick up anything in a fridge, you automatically get charged for it?
thegoodlife101 0
ur ugly
flakes_fml 0
shoulda filled up a glass of water and replaced them
brianjman14 23
^Hangover reference. Haha.
pinkpillowz 0
61- I was thinking the same thing... :O
iluvchanman 0
can't u just explain the problem to a manager? if not, that sucks!
nirvanafan980 0
yeah that's what I was thinking too
Stupified 0
Yup
mona_is_here 10
Should have at least tasted it! Eh, you :D
MAGNAVOX 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ydi for being stupid enough to get charged twice.
the_flirtt 0
explain it to the front desk I'm sure they will take it off your bill.
zp5 4
then drink it. stupid.
mattman1994 0
53 if they drank it, there would be a guaranteed charge. If they talk to the front desk, it might be taken off the bill I went to a hotel once where it was $7.50 for a can of Mountain Dew. I can't even imagine what a bottle of wine would cost at that rate
PattisonDaStud 0
he still should have drank it
pengiesully 0
someones never seen the hangover
cassiesaurus 0
haha. exactly what I was thinking. lol.
blankaex 0
If you talk to one of the dudes that works there and they do nothing, that's when you drink it.
hahafylbutydi 0
LOL ive done that before!
lajaynay 15
Your abs are nice but... we don't need to see the rest of you. Kay?
ipodobsessed 0
^LMFAO win.
amerwin 3
hey, cool watch bro!
viper2426 0
darn mini fridge gets most of us :(
TotalStar 0
YDI for not drinking wine
CiaranPM 0
Wine is just old grape juice with some extra shit in it. Go with beer or liquor, wine is nasty.
Toxxic_Blackout 0
you're nasty for being 16 and already drinking.
DocBastard 40
Seriously Ciaran, stick with milk.
arhanes 0
In Germany it is normal for people to drink at that age. Your nasty for only considering your own views on social issues
linebacker42 0
you suck for being German, you Nazi
sourgirl101 29
There are so many different types of wines. One to suit anyone's taste. Don't knock it until you've tried them all. Besides many foods taste so much better when you add the right wine to match.
ScaryyMary 14
Wine is nasty compared to beer? Wine is delicious! Beer tastes like piss.
Night_terror 0
Ciaran, you are so effing ugly.
jakii_ 0
46 are you a guy? xD and you most likely drink apple juice stfu
QueenChristy 6
one he mentioned he wasn't going to drink it 2. how do you know hes 16??
mashnikandporter 0
everybody shut the **** up about cieran, you guys are douchbags for insulting someone over the Internet, he's done nothing to you. leave him alone.
EllOfficial 6
hahaha how is it nasty to drink at age sixteen....?
blankaex 0
82, you can't make a comparison unless you know what you're comparing. So you either know the taste of piss, are just assuming it tastes bad or lying. If it's not the first one, don't say it. Never assume and never lie.
your_face 15
@127 - the senses of smell and taste are linked, so oftentimes things taste the way they smell. Therefore, if beer tastes the way piss smells, you can guess that beer tastes like piss.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
nah, most times things smell way different than they taste. Try eating a flower or drinking a perfume. You just assotiated the smell with the taste. Coffe, for example, smells different from how it tastes, but you linked the smell and the taste together so you think "coffee" as soon as you smell it. That doesn't mean they smell and taste the same. Not to speak of all the things that don't even have a noticeable smell, like, oh, I dunno.. BEER?
tyty78_fml 0
#59 wins btw
Mikki4321 0
Have you ever had beer? Or maybe American beer has no smell (because it's crappy anyway), but the beer I usually think most certainly smells like beer. And if you have beer thrown over your clothes, and you smell them the next morning, they will smell like beer. Altough I do admit it smells different than it tastes.
missL1z 5
That sucks! I've been to one of those hotels, it's crazy how they play with your curiosity but you can't look at them for long. I think there is a grace period right?
z0mbie_slay3r 0
fourth!
Joseph_Stalin 0
Go get some vodka instead!
Rizzen 27
classy, and your profile pic and name suites it.
doom_2 3
dang.. try explaining to the management.. it's worth a shot :)
Mpsteve13 7
your hot,
eugene465 1
ur hot
wwerulez14 6
Pun intended? XD
jer13 2
Haha!!
ikickyourdog 0
maybe the 2nd bling was it uncharging you
hellblade36 0
i doubt it... if it was uncharging them it would be too easy to beat the system ex: i take wine, it charges me, i use the whole bottle, put the bottle back, it uncharges me see?.. the hotel wouldnt be stupid enough to make a system like that..
tylerbro 3
Its not.
Amanyyyyyy 29
140- It went through the scanner twice. That's why at the grocery store you're not supposed to put your items with barcodes too close to the scanner, or they may scan more than once.
AudaciouslyInsan 0
Uuuuuum, helloooooo. You just bought it, you might as well take it when you leave and give it to a friend for a special occasion. Next time don't mess with the stuff in the mini fridge, you shoulda knew by now that they'd charge you regardless if you drank it or not.
your_face 15
Why should anyone assume that? I've never used a minibar myself, so I'd just as soon assume they'd check it after I left and charge whatever's gone to my bill. It makes just as much sense as guessing they'd charge you for taking something out.
AudaciouslyInsan 0
Yes, but they began to use technology to automatically charge then and there so the guest can't pull the whole, 'that wasn't in there to begin with, I don't have a clue what you're talking about.' Nice try though, time to get with the program.
ohSNAPyall 27
Wow, you are audaciously rude.