Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML
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Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, it's my 23rd birthday. My family - parents, siblings, and two cousins - asked to visit to help me celebrate. I agreed and spent some time cleaning my place up some. The catch: I relaxed a bit and did it while nude. It felt so nice, I forgot I was nude, so when they came at noon… well, it wasn't the birthday suit I'd hoped they'd see. FML
Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
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Top comments
OhDearBetrayal 25
This is my nightmare but hey it's not like they don't know what your body looks like.
aliyourpally 12
I bet your sheets smell like ass.
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Comments (154)
thew_fml 14
i'm pretty sure your parents have seen you naked before
dalink 24
Stop sleeping naked.
NoDontKillMe 19
OP can do whatever the hell they want
Freethaawave 19
I keep picturing the opening scene in "Not Another Teen Movie".
drayloon 50
You were wearing your birthday suit. How fitting
nora6699 4
Happy birthday!
BFons 19
This has happened to me too.
xxsakuraxx 29
YDI. Your bedding must smell really bad.
HarroIAmBob 21
how does that have ANYTHING to do with him deserving this?
jeepers_1 21
What does someone sleeping naked have to do with bad smelling bedding? If you shower before bed you're pretty clean, and if you change your bedding every week it shouldn't be an issue. Also not everyone has really bad B.O.
CanadianCutie22 16
oh awkward !
Dairyking 8
You don't say! :O
discolemonadex3 10
Today's my birthday too! (: Sorry about your luck though.
debbster7 18
At least it was your parents and not some random strangers.