Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen at 5 am, to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw a bucket of water on me. To their surprise and horror, I didn't melt. FML
Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
Today, my parents woke me up at 4 am and informed me of their impending divorce. They then woke me up again three hours later and told me "never mind". This same routine happens several times a month. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML
Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML
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Top comments
iimadoki 0
don't you just love parents? lol
Kawboy 1
hope you let them know paybacks a bitch!
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Comments (130)
iimadoki 0
don't you just love parents? lol
largefoofighter 0
it could've been boiling water... get over it
imlagginglol 0
You coulda woke up on the roof of Ceasers Palace with no way down and no means of communication
afdude87 6
fun parents are awesome. now, pour flour in your moms hairdryer and some itching powder in your dads shoes and enjoy the show. :)
amber551133 5
I find this a reasonable solution...
RainbowHeadache 2
At least they only did it once. Mine got me with a squirt bottle every morning for over a month when I was still in school & they wouldn't stop until I got up. Sally *squirt* Sally *squirt* SALLY *squirt* Aggravating as hell. haha
docscientist 10
Yes, you could've awoke underwater wearing cement shoes.
ryukensfj 5
awesome parents!
pertained 12
That was ice of them.
meggieh815 0
^^^^^ hahahahahahahah
lickerassholes 0
lol
Rakistazz 0
wtf?! lol
Sightless92 7
Just be glad it wasn't piss. lol
sarahbit 0
haha, lock your door next time.
dre_bro11 12
Not everyone has a lock on their door. Just sayin.
ColdplaySucks 18
For safety reasons, it's not always the best thing to do to lock doors either.
xcarxcrashx 9
yeah. I wasn't allowed to lock my door (only at night) when I was growing up. what if there's a fire?
lllaalaa 0
I wasn't either! Never understood their reasoning for it but all in all it never hurt(:
victo890 11
me n'either my dad use to say " I need to check on you before I sleep" I guest parent just like checking on there children!
sarahbit 0
lol. well im allowed to lock my door.
dre_bro11 12
104, that's the other problem. The locks can almost always be opened from the outside, unless it's one of those DIY latch ones drilled to the inside of the door.
Kawboy 1
hope you let them know paybacks a bitch!
mariazzz 5
my thoughts exactly!!
mariazzz 5
yeah if op has nipples on her head! lol
sterlingarcher 1
lol what? ^^
sterlingarcher 1
haha agreed
royalleaf 4
lol nice picture #6
ajordan0553 0
Hey :)
ifinsane 6
Do it to them just make sure you use really hot water instead
marinus_fml 20
They wanted to see your nipples go hard. FYL indeed.
Shelzyq 2
lol. that's funny
s3xymoma 1
I agree
glenzhao2 16
STFU I'd love to have parents like yours!!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
FMLs like these make me reconsider not having kids. Then I come to my senses and realize aunts can be devilishly awesome too.
aardvarkish 17
Why are people voting this person down? No sense of humor...
domking1315 20
Cause we're kids...
krystian23 0
haha owned
Livinia 11
Well at least it worked.
gabeparis 4
Haha, more like don't your parents love YOU?!